Hi Darling. Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

Hi Darling. Your crazy is showing. You might want to tuck that back in.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!"    This sounds like my husband, not me.

"Kiss my ass! You cheated on me in my dream last night and I'm not over it!" This sounds like my husband, not me.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

The next person who says that being a stay-at-home mom is easy, is gonna get punched in the face. With a hammer.

I've reached that age where my brain went "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell, let's see what happens". So true :)

I've reached that age where my brain went "you probably shouldn't say that" to "what the hell, let's see what happens". So true :)

Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

Funny. Lol.. I have those days. (excuse the language)

After waking up on the wrong side of the bed, having thrown up, before brushing his teeth, next to someone who looked like a 10 but is now a 2, and realized he drunk dialed his ex 10 times. Yeah that about describes you

After waking up on the wrong side of the bed, having thrown up, before brushing his teeth, next to someone who looked like a 10 but is now a 2, and realized he drunk dialed his ex 10 times. Yeah that about describes you

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