Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate.  waterfireviews.com

Funny Family Ecard: I hate it when ugly people say I need my beauty sleep. Bitch, you need to hibernate. waterfireviews.com

Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.

Funny Weekend Ecard: Being asked if I want another drink is like being asked if I want money.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hope we're friends until we die. And then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the shit out of people.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: No! Of course cramps don't hurt! It's just my body laying a FREAKING egg and if it doesn't get used, my body will just RIP down the walls inside me. No big deal.

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

Can you die from constipation? I'm a little concerned with how full of shit you are.

Ha ha ha! For half the freakin people that know me! Lol don't try to tell me the decisions I'm making are gonna ruin my life when you turn right around and do the exact same thing. You have no right to give me any advice!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

Love is spending the rest of your life with someone you want to kill and not doing it because you'd miss them!

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