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I do many things well, none of which generate income.or at least that I'm willing to commit to generate income.

:-) Yes, I do this too, on the rare occasion when the indoor track is not open for practice & I'm forced to get on a contraption with a moving belt going to nowhere. I can't help it...

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yeah, that's why i'm not too fond of the beach :P

I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot. I AM TERRIFIED OF SEAWEED!

*overanalyzes situation *immediately overreacts *everything turns out fine Me: "Oh dear, I do wish I hadn't cried so much.

I'm going to let these pans soak......

eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

LOL

Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

True lol

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: I don't want to be a millionaire, I just want enough money to be able to stare off in the distance while pumping my gas.

And have babies whenever our husbands (guess they expect us to be heterosexual too) want us to

We've given up on having it all, and yet...

Free and Funny Reminders Ecard: I missed the memo that said we ladies are now expected not only to hold down jobs but also to knit, craft, and bake from scratch again all while having washboard abs.

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Tuesday Fun: Do you have a recipe for this?

Does anybody have a recipe for I don't know? or I don't care? It's what my family requested for supper and I can't seem to find any recipes. Too true

Yuck, I have almost broken my neck trying to flush with my foot.

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

I just ran my first marathon this morning.  Just kidding.  I'm on my third cupcake.

Just kidding I'm on my cupcake. Just kidding I hate cupcakes. Just kidding I live for cupcakes. Just kidding I live for veggies. Just kidding veggies make me sick. Just kidding millennials make me sick.

Target / Walmart

its true (not for me) I hate target its a bunch of people thinking they're better than you because they arent shopping at walmart. get over yourselves its target.

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