That's hilarious! This is exactly what my morning alarms would say if I was trying to run in the mornings. This is exactly why I DON'T exercise or run in the mornings!

Dying laughing here

Nailed it! Baby pumpkin was funny

I seriously just cried from laughing so hard

As a female, YES.

I seriously just cried from laughing so hard - fuck periods

#sotrue all the time

I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.

I wish that this was not such a big problem for me, but it is.

i hate the worry, i don't want to be model skinny but i want to feel comfortable, other skinny woman's bodies dont motivate me because thats not how MY body is. MY body will always be different than a models.

This is hilarious.

Best review of Twilight ever written…

The Twilight Saga: Guys ultimate Sacrifice to girlfriend, by watching those movies

OMG, hilarious!!!

funny family stick figures stickers on your car - Dump A Day

hey arnold

hey arnold's skirt is really his shirt? i always thought it was a kilt.YES! OH my gah. I actually thought that until I pinned this.

cute txt

If you get mad, I'll tighten the lids on all the jars so you come to me. this is probably the cutest thing I have ever read in my life.

Recording a song on the radio haha completely remember doing all these haha

problems, totally could relate to these when I was a kid