That's hilarious! This is exactly what my morning alarms would say if I was trying to run in the mornings. This is exactly why I DON'T exercise or run in the mornings!
Nailed it! Baby pumpkin was funny
As a female, YES.
I seriously just cried from laughing so hard - fuck periods
I pretty much say omg I hate this damn song. And then sing the whole thing in a mocking tone, just so everyone knows. I really hate this song.
i hate the worry, i don't want to be model skinny but i want to feel comfortable, other skinny woman's bodies dont motivate me because thats not how MY body is. MY body will always be different than a models.