Dooneese - "I hit a turkey with a shovel then I came inside and put a turkey on a toilet and it died on the toilet now there’s feathers in the toilet and I sleep under a turned-over wagon is that bad doo dooo dooo dooo…" BEST SNL SKIT EVER.
Took a hard, hard violent fall. Kinda pinballed down. Hit a lot of railings. I'm not gonna say I survived. I say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there. And I swear to God, that dolphin looked not at me, but into my soul.