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    When you tell a joke about someone once, it's funny. The second time, sure it's still funny. But when that joke becomes expected and anticipated, and that person can tell it before you do, it's not funny anymore. Oh, and then when the other person doesn't laugh hysterically at the joke about them that has been told hundreds of times, DO NOT say they are, "Too sensitive and can't take a joke." I cannot stand that!

    HAHAHAHA I can't stop laughing

    Don't like me? Have a seat with the rest of the bitches waiting for me to give a fuck. Evil laugh...

    This makes me laugh. A lot.


    #Hilarious #quote : Abracadabra !!! NOPE. You're still a bitch. - not an e-card i know but still funny

    ''All that I am or hope to be, I owe to my mother.'' I have the best mom.

    Too funny!

    oh Bruce, I can relate.

    Don't blame us!



    so wrong, yet so funny!

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