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I want this toy more than I've wanted any toy in my LIFE.

This made me laugh pretty loud.

Yep

Denise night-surfing vs Schlafen ... Ich sollte ins Bett gehen

Help! I'm sitting here and I can't get up!

heh

cute!

hah

Potato gun, because what could possibly go wrong?

"Mommy, can you help me with this?" No kid, I think you're on your own there. Also, you're now your own nightlight. (Uranium included.)

Just back away. Now.

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