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Advanced sarcasm

All the time!

Etsyfrom Etsy

I love you more than Diet Coke

Thats true love, too.

Gospel Truth: "women who don't wear underwear don't get them in a bunch"

Etsyfrom Etsy

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"I've got a question for you Gabriel this once" I smiled looking up to his eyes, tasting the blood in my mouth as I hung. "Go ahead" he folded his arms, grinning. "Can you see the 'fuck you' in my smile?" His grin faltered with shock, "If the answer is no, look harder." I finished with a laugh. "Cute" he swung.


I scream the same way…

Too true.