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you have been warned!

Warning :I have A blackbelt in sarcasim and I can drop you with one remark.

And some people just dont get sarcasm......course guess thats good for me cuz they dont know when im bein mean. 8)

Let's face it. Some people aren't the sharpest tool in the shed. They do stupid things and we get a kick out of it. If you love fails, silly pets and people doing the dumbest things, you're in the right place. It's time to get stupid!

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I hate voicemails. I don't have a voicemail box for this reason. Either text me or I'll see that you called and call back when I get a chance.

Like A Hug Box Sign

Take a look at this Black 'Like a Hug' Box Sign by Primitives by Kathy on today!

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Manly Humor: Duct Tape can't fix stupid, but it can do the next best thing.

Not sure if this belongs on my "sayings" board or "self improvement" lol

AUTISM WARNING: Sometimes things pop in my head and then they jump feet first out of my mouth! You have been warned.


So true! The entire universe! Remember that ladies!

every day of my life.

lying in bed, wondering if it's worth it to get up and pee. - the truth of all of my mornings.