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Paris....this reminded me of you in grade telling me that an apple a day will keep the dentists away. now i know that you were throwing your apples at the dentists.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

I don't mind coming to work, but that eight hour wait to go home is a bitch.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Pinterest: Thank you for making me want to workout like a complete psycho and eat desserts all night... simultaneously.

Funny Confession Ecard: If being in my pajamas by 7pm is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Funny Confession Ecard: If being in my pajamas by 7pm is wrong, then I don't want to be right.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there... all fat.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

If you think the grass is greener on the other side, it's because it's fertilized with bullshit.

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