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I will use this often!

I need to remember this for the next time the kids try to argue with me. I think this should be a plaque at our house.maybe right next to the time out chair!

Only for my kids bc that's true love in my book for anyone who knows me..LOL

A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. ~Tenneva Jordan~ so true!

There's this boy who stole my heart. He calls me MOM and he's on my mind.

For me it should read "There's these BOYS who stole my heart. They call me MOM" I love you Mikey, Jimmy, Jakey. The best guys I've ever known!

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Outside: Someday when we're in Florida racing golf carts in bejeweled sweatsuits this will all seem hilarious. Inside: Happy Birthday Friend till the end.

True love.

Whaddya Say when I tell you "I believe in love at first sight.because I'm a Mom and a MeeMaw. It happens again, you fall in love at first sight when you see your grandchild, I so did, my Sara ♡Love it's Love♡

Motherhood... so true

This motherhood quote couldn't be more spot on! "Motherhood- The only place you can experience heaven and hell at the same time".

A mother's love.

I really kind of despise this. Birth is nothing like breaking a bone. Birth is a normal, physiological process that women were made for. The pain of birth is the woman's body working to bring the baby. Breaking a bone is not normal.

This quote is the direct reason I chose to have my 3rd child...It confirmed in my heart what I'd been conversing with God about. <3

Embrace being a mom. "Motherhood is not a hobby, it is a calling. It is not something to do if you can squeeze the time in. It is what God gave you time for." - Neil L.

Anyone else have a 4 year old?

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motherhood humor... This is so true. I feel excited to go to the grocery store ALONE these days!

i never thought grocery shopping would be a vacation but, alone, it is! I remember those days however I really don't like visiting the grocery store

Yep, a sense of humor is a necessity.  The only thing that keeps me sane some days!

Parenting without a sense of humor is like being an accountant who sucks at math. In that accountant but not that parent.

"Silence is Golden...unless you have kids, then silence is just suspicious" - Funny mom quote that's correct.

Silence is golden! Unless you have a toddler, then silence is very, very suspicious. Laughing Through Motherhood - mom quotes - funny mom quotes - best of moms - humor - meadoria

When You Are A Mother, You Are Never Really Alone In Your Thoughts

"When you are a mother, you are never really alone in your thoughts. A Mother always has to think twice, once for herself and once for her child." So true. My daughter is my everything my world.

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