Giant Sandless Beach Mat - Sand and water are instantly filtered through as soon as they fall on this mat's surface - and it can't re-emerge back through the bottom! Now you can enjoy the beach without the sand!
This would be so stinking fun at Lake Powell (at night, not during the day) The boys can get a Blob and us girls can get a hot tug! The HotTug is a motorized hot tub boat available to own or rent. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!