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This reminds me of Clairee in Steel Magnolias lol. Hmm, yet true.

Another. Round please!

I live in Missouri & can vouch for the accuracy of this statement, crazy as it seems.And Kansas, too!

Funny: I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Omg... I dealt with it from Sat until Tues.. No more!!! I have dogs that freak and kids trying to stay asleep all night long!!! Ughhh

Funny Seasonal Ecard: This summer, all I want is a day or four where we just sit outside and drink all day, is that too much to ask for? And its gonna happen very soon!

all day everyday...

An entry from Sweet Serendipity

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

My new business venture. Lol

that's not a bad idea lol;

Mine would be coffee, I'd replace it with murder.

I'd have to replace wine with murder. This actually made me laugh out loud and almost spit out my drink.

Nah, I don't want all of those free Norwex products, much less to hang out with my girl friends and drink wine... said no-one ever.

Yeah, that cork craft thing.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I just rescued some wine. It was trapped in a bottle. I saved the day!  <3 @Alexis Southward

Save the day, rescue wine

Happy #NationalMargaritaDay    It's time to relax and you deserve it!

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Alex had to ask which drinks were his when we busted out the slushie machine!

Haaa!!

Haaa!!

Tiffy Pop!  Here is the one you talking about, Ha ha, I freaking love it, snort snort!

"No officer my speech is not slurred.I'm just talking cursive"

Life isn't a fairytale...

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have suceeded in getting on every single one of them.

Funny Confession Ecard: There are over 7 trillion nerves in the human body and you have succeeded in getting on every single one of them.

Where's my wine?

Funny Confession Ecard: I can't wait for my wine to get here.I mean my husband to get here. Replace wine with vodka.

this is funny bc i am suppose to be cleaning.. and instead Kristina and I went to stock up on alcohol and wine. for cheap prices lol bahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Today, Ill be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying all my shit with Febreeze.

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