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Enter your surname and learn it's meaning and origin.

Enter Your Surname and Learn It's Meaning and Origin. You're going to get nice profit and worth from my entrepreneurial merchandise, assured!

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Funny Encouragement Ecard: THOUGHT FOR THE DAY Never hold your farts in. They travel up your spine, into your brain, and thats where shitty ideas come from.

Women+are+like+iPhones:+You+have+to+touch+them+all+over+before+they+respond.+Men+are+like+Blackberries:+Rub+one+ball+and+everything+moves. Hahaha

Funny Encouragement Ecard: Women are like iPhones: You have to touch them all over before they respond. Men are like Blackberries: Rub one ball and everything moves.

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Too funny, but mine should say.the rest of the bottle is for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves!

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Free and Funny Confession Ecard: Everyone around me seems to be getting married and having babies, and I'm just sitting here like. I like wine and uninterrupted sleep.

I would actually look forward to Mondays

In addition to Casual Friday, I propose: Punch a Coworker Monday, No Pants/Shirt Tuesday, Drunk at Work Wednesday, and Call in Sick Thursday.

Funny Breakup Ecard: I just saw her picture on facebook, she looks like something I draw with my left hand.

This might be my favorite insult ever. Except my friend might not laugh. she's left handed and draws pretty darn well.

it's not cellulite, it's my   body's way of saying  "i'm sexy"...in braille

it's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "i'm sexy".in braille, too funny!

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If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true. If Mommy is a nurse this is so true.

@Maya Johnson, please love this as much as I do?

E-card: If women are bad at parking, its only because we are constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

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