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I don't have a bucket list but my fucket list is a mile long.

Ugh...

Free and Funny Labor Day Ecard: I wake up with a good attitude every day. Then idiots happen.

This is actually what is happening to me. I'm not drunk! @Danessa Perdieu

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

lmfao I always think this!

Lol I will never have a baby on board sticker on my car ever! : *Baby On Board* Oh really? I WAS going to ram into the back of your car, but now I wont.

Working retail...dealing with the general population.

You're fucking crazy. Ain't no medicine for that shit. Ain't that the truth!

this is not always a good thing, as i've learned over the years - but i just can't stop.

(Too bad intelligent is spelled wrong) LOL I stay fat because it would not be fair to all the thin people if I were this good looking, intelligant, funny AND thin. Its a public service really.

Yepp! So totally my room when im on a hunt. Then I give up and go buy a new one anyway lol @Jamie Wise Wise Wise Darhower

Choosing the perfect outfit for one night can destroy the entire room // ecard

Instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine.

Funny Confession Ecard: Instead of milk with my cereal I use wine and then also instead of my cereal I use wine.

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