The Defibrillator Toaster, puns:  -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!"  -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!"  -Hes bread, Jim.  -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M  -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast!   -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

The Defibrillator Toaster, puns: -My mom would be so annoyed every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming "WERE LOSING THEM!!! BEEPBEEPBEEP!" -"Nurse we need 12 CC's of cream cheese, stat!!" -Hes bread, Jim. -Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M -If we dont restart his heart , hes toast! -"Daddys in a butter place now, kids." jolarti

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

emoji Messages Texts | Bell Air text message using Emoji on LOL Wall, by Tere Fere

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh SO hard. I'm a dork.  @Danie Ward  @Courtney Sullivan  @Amanda Theissen

Oh my goodness, this made me laugh SO hard. I'm a dork. @Danie Ward @Courtney Sullivan @Amanda Theissen

Oh, I need this so much.  If only my dog was actually something to be afraid of.

Oh, I need this so much. If only my dog was actually something to be afraid of.

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