I gotta go to work today cause millions on welfare depend on me. Story of my life! Ur welcome!

Hahahahaha

True story.

Accident

bahaha truth

Unfair that I took your iPad away cause you were being bad? When I was a kid, we refrained from being bad or wed get our asses beat. Would%.

amen.

haha!!

Stupid people.

So true!!

my friday nights..yea

So true

might have some truth in it

love this one Ha!

Sorry that most of my hilarious jokes are borderline inappropriate. And by sorry, I mean you're welcome.--yes

This is so true unfortunately

Haha so true

So true

Sad,but true..I know a few

Amen!

haha