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I use to blame it on "mommy brain", but I swear I have early onset alzheimer's!

Every time.

I didn't get it at first cause I never call people. And thought don't touch the phone if you want it to go to voicemail.

Sooooooooooooooooooooooo true hahah!

This is my freaking life story! Champagne taste on a beer budget.

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I learn something new every day. And forget five other things forever. story of my life!

When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Funny Confession Ecard: When a girl says she'll be ready in 5 minutes, she's using the same time scale a guy is when he says the game has 5 minutes left.

If Only....rude roommate

True Do you know that awesome feeling when you get into bed and fall right to sleep, stay asleep all night, and wake up feeling refreshed? Me neither.

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So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said. My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!

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