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18 Funny Restaurant Signs: There's just so much more to say than what's on the menu.

Anyone know when Pinterest is sending us our W-2's?

Read this in a sleeping house! Almost had a stroke holding it together....

The origin of cow licks... I once made the mistake of referencing cow licks to a group of Japanese ladies who had never heard the expression before or even met a cow. That was awkward. LOL

I've decided that from now on I'm going to answer every question like a presidential candidate.

'Why can't we be friends?', Well, because you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket and I don't have time for a mess like you.

Hahahaaa. I LOVE this story, and my 19 year old daughter does, too. One of my last real "discussions" in the classroom involved a statement I made about having to "get out the sewing machine last night"..... A student (several) thought I was just being stupid (Science-fictiony) w/them... Had NEVER seen or heard of a sewing machine..... and we're in GEORGIA.....

I am just going to keep calling and texting you until you understand how normal I am.

I wonder if the women who plan their unrealistic weddings on Pinterest will plan their realistic divorces on Pinterest.

BRO IDK YOU BUT EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THESE WAS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE EVER READ BE MY BFF