HA!! This is dedicated to all of the people in my life that have to deal with the fact that I hate talking on the phone...sorry guys :)

too true

Community: 17 Someecards That Are Too Sassy For Their Own Good


Pretend dress up.

This made me laugh way too hard.


hahaha why oh why do all the mean ecards somehow remind me of us :P

Forgive & forget

I can't come to the phone right now because you're the one who's calling me. | Thinking Of You Ecard | someecards.com


Intimidating and awesome.

Romeo and Juliet killed themselves for their love so I think you can answer my text message.

Funny Workplace Ecard: I'd rather suck farts out of dead seagulls than work with you one more day!


Avoid Awkwardness

I die a little each time my phone rings...


I hate the part of the morning where I have to get out of bed and participate in real life.