Being A Lady, My Life, Funny Stuff, Well Said, Bitch, Fucking Lady, True Stories, Haha So True
I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady. | Reminders Ecard | someecards.com
Wasn't sure if I should put this on my "Funny Stuff" board or my "True" board, lol
Duh. Profanity and being a lady
Like a fucking lady...bitches!
As a matter of fact...
Exactly- well said!
Haha, so true!
"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole."
Giggle, Some People, Funny Stuff, So True, Anna, So Funny
You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole." @Anna Totten Holland
Some people don't learn until it's too late. ..
when this happens, you better watch out
Haha - made me laugh!
lol so funny
Giggle, Truth, Some Ecards Funny, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Walk
So funny!! Sometimes people can acknowledge you are being kind instead they walk like a snail!!! Makes me laugh!!
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. Knees to chest, bitch, KNEES TO CHEST! | Courtesy Hello Ecard | someecards.com
If I stop my car so you can walk across the street, I better see some hustle out of you. THIS MEANS YOU, CHILDREN.
Literally irritates me when people walk diagonally at County Market, and go as slow as possible. Unless you're elderly, there's no reason for walking slow.
And a thank you wave would be nice. Oh my. I laughed too hard at this. Good stuff.
laughed so hard when I read this...Damn truth!!
Real, Good Ideas, Yesssss, Truth, Prochoice, Thought
Here's an idea: How about if only people WITH vaginas make rules ABOUT vaginas, and the rest shut their stupid pie holes? #ecards
what a novel idea?! I love this!
What a thought.
Being A Woman, Poor Boyfriend, Real Life, Nailed It, My Life, Funny Stuff, So Funny, Hold Me, Haha So True
Is this real life....because this is totally my life
Every month aha, my poor boyfriend.
OMG story of my life right now...
The joys of being a woman ;)
haha so true! bless you : )
Hahaha. Hold me please.
OMG! So funny!
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Fluent in six languages ... profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk :-)
Fluent in six languages ... profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk. (I like to think of it as well-rounded.)
I'm fluent in six languages: profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk. Hahaha...I am dying laughing. This could not be more true for me!
Fluent in six languages ... profanity, music lyrics, movie quotes, sarcasm, sexual innuendos and real talk :-) This is not me, but I have to send this to Linda...she would just die when she sees this.
Man, I love me some rotten e-cards
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old This is crazy!
Blue S Clues, Things Ruined, 90 S Kid, Holy Shit, Weird Things, Childhood Ruined, Funny Stuff, Blues Clues Funny
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. it definitely succeeded in making me feel old! where did the time go?!: Blue S Clues, Giggle, Mind Blown, Guy, Childhood Ruined, Random, Funny Stuff, Blues Clues
Lastly, this is what Steve from Blue’s Clues looks like today. Holy shit ... That IS traumatizing!!!
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old. If you click on the link, there's actually some pretty funny stuff on there
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old ... these things ruined my night lol.... Really upset my children are never going to know what an ecto cooler is?!? Why would they ever stop making them and how come I didn't realize this sooner!
"48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old." Holy shit, I seriously was freaked out on some of the pictures! Man I seriously miss those good ol' days when they aired the Rugrats on Nick instead of those stupid teen shows they do now!
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old ... these things ruined my night lol wow this is crazy!!!
"48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old." Some of these are really funny haha HOLY SHIT.... =X
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old - And it really will! Wow..^^ childhood ruined
48 Things That Will Make You Feel Old>>This proves I was a 90s kid!
Nailed It, Funny Shit, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, So Funny, I Care, Fucks Tons, I Don'T Care
Bahahahahah!!! So true. I wish I had the I don't care or give a f... Button. But it's broke. 😩☺️
"I actually give LOTS of fucks. Tons of them, I'm a prostitute of feelings."
This is what it feels like lately.. Why do I care about things so much??
Don't tell me i don't care! If anything, i care too much
HAHA IM DYING! Why is this so funny???
Diet, My Life, Junk Food, Funny Stuff, Eating Healthy, So Funny, Totally Me, Haha So True
Forever my life.... Funny ecard: I need to start eating more healthy, but first I need to eat all the junk food in the house so it's not there to tempt me anymore.
OMG!!! Totally my excuse! Then I don't have food in the house, so I go out and buy more junk food!! HAHAHAHA
Then I need to buy more junk food so then that will be my reward for going on a diet lol
get rid of junk food so I can start eating healthy....
HAHA so true; then I'll start my diet on Monday ;-)
What's so funny about this?! Lol!
my thought process
LOL heck ya!
Hell Yeah, Badass, Remember This, Funny Encouragement, Badbitch, Funny Stuff, Fucking Bad
LOL hell yeah, I pulled 4 out of my Vagina so that must make me an even bigger fucking bad bitch lol
@Tonya Montez Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina, and it occurs to me, I'm a fucking bad bitch.
Sometimes I feel unsure of myself, but then I remember that I pushed a baby out of my vagina, and it occurs to me, I'm a fucking bad bitch. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
Pretty much - in fact I'm so badass I pushed two out in a matter of 10 months!
Funny Encouragement Ecard: Sometimes I feel unsure of myself...
LOL hell yeah!! Need to remember this for after!
Lol funny stuff
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sounds like my kind of camping trip, "Glamping" is what i think they call it?! LOL!
Yes right now this would be an amazing camping trip
@Heather Hays Are you up for a camping trip?
Sounds like the best camping trip EVER.
hahaaaa! the perfect camping trip :D
sounds like my kind of camping trip
so true! That is my kinda camping
Are you up for a camping trip?
my kinda camping.
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Haha yes! I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Yup some people in my life.....are true assholes....seriously.....they can fruck off.....I'm done with them...want to get mad at me for shot they started, cause I'm self absorbed and I don't ever help anyone right?!!! Well that's nice...people that make up lies about people get on a Karma list....because I am the least self absorbed person you will ever know....but thanks...lol have a great life.
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't really know what's going on with you right now but I'm pretty sure it has something to do with you being a fucking asshole.
hahaha i can relate to so many of these in my life right now
@Tiffany Elain story of some people in my life!
lol cant wait to say this to my husband
So true about some people!
Good Thoughts, Bucket List, Fucket List, Growing Daily, Bucketlist, Giggle, Real Life, Funny Stuff, So Funny
Except I do have a bucket list..my fucket list is most definitely longer though ;)
Not sure if this belongs under Good Thoughts...but it's funny.
Well in my case - my F-it list is longer than my Bucket List!
I couldn't help it. So bad and so funny.
YES~LOVE this and growing daily!!!!
Potty mouth Wendy.....giggle
real life lol.
Yeah, pretty much..
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Funny. Offensive. Jokes.
I like funny-offensive.
Poor Judgment, Experience Well, E Card, So True, Funny Stuff, Poor Judgement, True Stories
Good judgement comes from experience, and experience ~ well, that comes from poor judgement. - some ecards, your ecards, judgement, good judgement, poor judgement
Funny Confession Ecard: Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ~ well, that comes from poor judgment.@ http://www.someecards.com/usercards/viewcard/MjAxMi0wZTNiMzEyZWZlZmExYmNi
Good judgment comes from experience, and experience ~ well, that comes from poor judgment. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Confession Ecard: Good judgment comes from experience, and experience, well, that comes from poor judgment.
Judgement, some-ecards, your-ecards, judgement, good-judgement, poor-judgement; SO true!
True story. eCard
Some e card
Giggle, Funny Stuff, House, Hoarders Funny, So Funny, Fire And Gasoline Quotes
I'm at that point, cleaning an elderly lady's house who passed away........she saved everything....no joke...the bags inside cereal boxes, yep, she washed em and folded em up!!!!! Everything!!
My OCD would be so bad I couldn't handle it! Would literally have a panic attack! And then burn down the house!
So funny! But dont come to my house w a match....my crap is stuff. Only your stuff is crap. So leave my hoard pile of stuff alone. LOL
bahahaha so funny bc it reminds me of my sister who's house I have been cleaning for the last week!
Bahaha - I'm sorry, that just made me laugh.
ecards. burn the hoarders house down lol
Bahaha! YES!!...Hoarders... funny
Absolutely! Still giggling.
Long sleeve guy
Inappropriate Ecards, Pick Up Line, Lol Funny, My Boo, My Husband, True Love, Inappropriate Humor, Funny Stuff, So Funny
bahaha idk y i found this so funny.
I should text this to my husband!!
why is this so funny?
:) LOVE my husband!
For my boo lmao