So true... LOL
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Funny Confession Ecard: Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.
some day i'll be a 90 year old woman with the same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth, it's going to be awesome humor
Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME. Best believe it! #funny #ecard
Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME. (This reminds me of something my so-many-of-my-friends would say...too funny & true. -- Also, read the poem "When I am Old, I will Wear Purple)...)
Makes me laugh
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My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello!" My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away ;) | eCards
Can you be anymore spot on? This may be funny but there's some sad truth to it. Humans are friendlier to animals that to their own kind. This should serve as a wake up call to make us people more into humans and be friendlier. What would a "hi or hello" do but good right? (I hope everytime)
My first instinct when I see an animal is to say "hello". But when i see a person i avoid eye contact and hope it goes away. LOL, not always true, but funny!
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funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Yupp! I laughed so hard cause its so true!
#ecard #funny #hello #animal #vs #person
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i feel an immediate bond with women who cuss as much as i do #ecards #truth #cusslikeasailor
these women are rare. and often times immediately become my best friends.
I feel an immediate bond with women who cuss as much as I do.
immediate bond with women who cuss as much as me ;)
They end up becoming my best friends :) ♥♥♥
Seriously though, instant best friends
Lmao that's my best friend and I!!
Incredibly fucking true.
Women who cuss
I'm a fucking lady.
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I do not spew profanities. I take my time and enunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.
A lady that can say things to make a long-shoreman blush. ;)
This reminds me of Amy S. and her charm school quote!
This may not be nice, but it made me laugh!
After all, I'm a fucking lady.
this made me giggle!
What a classy lady
always be a lady.
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I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary! | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
Free, Somewhat Topical Ecard: I hate it when people tell me swearing isn't necessary. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid; I know it isn't fucking necessary!
My husband always tells me it's not necessary!
so fucking true.
no fucking shit
haha so true
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Retail therapy. I have a few friends who still practice their anger management with me in this regard..!
There have been times in my life when only retail therapy will do.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
this made me laugh out loud when I read it...this is so me.
Pretty much sums up my anger management. Retail therapy.
yes, shopping therapy... This is totally me :)
Ah... Retail therapy. --> my life's story....
retail therapy, haha this is totally me :)
The motto of my life lol
Retail therapy. Ecard
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In this family we curse, drink, laugh, overshare, yell, hug, and tell inappropriate jokes. That's what family is for... Totally my house!! #funny #ecard
In this family we curse, drink, laugh, overshare, yell, hug, and tell inappropriate jokes. That's what family is for. .... Totally my house!! quotes CLICK THE PICTURE to Learn how you can MAKE MONEY while still HAVING FUN on Pinterest!
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: Hey kid, you know any Girl Scout Cookie dealers? My stash is gone and I'm going into withdrawals here.
Funny TV Ecard: The rest of my evening can be summed up by six simple letters: SYTYCD.
Fuck that! #ecard #funny #cursing #cussing #profanity #humor #so true #sailor's mouth
Grammatical errors takes away the sarcastic humor in this e card :(
So true. OMG!!! This IS SOOOOO funny!!! Made me LOL really loud!
......this makes me giggle
Funny stuff! Ha ha
HAHAHAH...Mike tells me this on the rare occasion i do get angry......I will totally try to remember this line.....It will be hilarious!!!!
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I was on the phone with my husband the other day and I yelled at one of our animals and he says to me, "That's so cute." "What? What's cute?" "You, when you're angry. You're just adorable" If I could have reached through the phone and bopped him on the head, I would have!
I need to remember this line next time my husband picks on me and tells me that!
Hilarious, and so true!
Truth... watch out!
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vagina vs balls...some men have none lol current story of my life
This is a little inappropriate but it's so funny and true!!!😂😂
Story of my life.
funny stuff :)
Totally me :)
haha so true
Love of a mother #single mother
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Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally McWilliam B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
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My mother, Lorraine, taught me what love is. I love you mom and don't know what I would do without your example.
"so much of what we know about LOVE, we learn from our mother'' ( I'm 66 yrs. Old...I Still miss my mom and I think about her everyday!!! Love you Mom,,,
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
I know this is late, but Happy Mother's Day! This is definitely true.
AMEN. Love you mom!
LOVE MY MOM & MIL
"After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh." - Mr. Big. SATC
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''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big~ you always made me laugh, i thought i always made you laugh too
after a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh. mr. big, sex and the city. #sexandthecity #quote #inspiration #motivation
''After a while, you just want to be with the one that makes you laugh'' ~ Mr. Big sex in the city quote
my favorite Sex and the City quote!!! Mr. Big <3
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So true! (Mr. Big - Sex and the City)
Sex and the city #quote Mr. Big
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Sex and the city quote
But I don't give a fuck.
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i think it makes me seem more lady like :)
My mother would be so proud
And i dont care! lol
This is totally me!!
story of my life
Very lady like
Bad Habit #5
Rather true. :P
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Ecard of the Day | Pinterest makes me like people I've never met. Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life!
Pinterest makes me like people I've never met....Facebook makes me dislike people I know in real life | could not be more true!!! Unless they have one of those 'I hate taylor swift' boards.
I have met some great people on this board who I know if we lived closer we could be best friends.
HAHA so true.
I do not just spew profanities. I take my time and enunciate them properly. After all, I'm a fucking lady.
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A fucking LADY I say!...reminds me of Jenna Marbles
I enunciate my profanities - I'm a fucking lady
After all, I'm a fucking lady. @Jenna Prangley
Love this!! So true
stay classy ladies
story of my life.
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Is it just me, or is this a great motto for feminists?
haaa, well said e-card lady, well said
my life when i'm at work.
This made me giggle.
Got 99 problems
my life motto
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"If I worked on the set of Hoarders, I'd just set the house on fire...I'm not cleaning that shit up."
If I worked on the set of the hoarders. I would just set the whole house on fire. I'm not cleaning that shit up.Truth! I go to a hoarders house and I come home and throw shit away
This could not be more true- This has been my solution for Hoarder houses ALL ALONG!!!!!!!!!
So funny is say burn it every time they show a house on there
Hoarders . ecard jokes humor funny hilarious LOL haha hahaha
ecards. burn the hoarders house down lol
#hoarders #problem solved
my thoughts EXACTLY
Made me giggle!
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I don't pretend to be something I'm not. I know I'm a bitch, and I own that shit like a motherfucker. | Confession Ecard
Ok only when dealing with stupid people .... Alright most of the time
LMAO!! So true, right @Jennifer Milsaps L Milsaps L Gillespie !!
This sadly has a grain of truth
Damn Straight! ✌️👌👍
Like a boss