Enunciation

Ha ha! And exactly how it works.

Truth.

Funny ecard - http://jokideo.com/funny-ecard/

That awkward moment when you find yourself being frustrated with your child... For behaving just like you.

yep

Truth

Ladies and gentlemen may I have your undivided attention please. I'm happy to announce that shit just got real.

hahahahha

So true

It's true. I am evil.

"You flipped the bitch switch, so buckle up and enjoy the ride asshole."

Yep

Everyday....

Exactly!!

haha..SO TRUE

pinning this for my sis...amazing!

Funny Weekend Ecard: When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'

Everyday.