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I wonder if there is a such thing as a Sugar Uncle, you know someone who just wants to take care of someone and be like a second father figure? Don't think my husband would like me having a sugar daddy…
Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills". Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills". Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Now accepting applications...TRUE STORY hehe
Funny but Oh so true!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just made me giggle.
That awkward moment when you talk to yourself and you just start smiling like an idiot because you're just so hilarious.
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I don't just smile … I laugh like a fool. When my husband asks me what's so funny, I just say, You had to be there.
...and then your kids ask what's so funny but it's too inappropriate to tell them.
SO TRUE! SO ME.... I m so damn funny! Literally just did this!!
SO TRUE! SO ME.... I m so damn funny!
That awkward moment...hilarious.
It is hard to be so funny
Not awkward, awesome lol
I m so damn funny!
im so funny
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Funny Friendship Ecard: Technically grown-up, yet still have to chant, Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty to figure crap out.
Unless it's from Bath and Body Works because then it's backwards because they're, like, Canadian or some crap and you spend all this time saying "righty tighty, lefty loosey", thinking you're doing it wrong, but really, it's just Canadians.
it's righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. Not righty-loosey-mess-it-up-cuz-youre-a-loser!! seriously all the time
My Dad taught me this so long ago and still use it!
LOL funny stuff, all the time
Righty Tighty, Lefty Loosey.
Life is hard sometimes.
Every single time!
story of my life
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Adding "and shit" at the end of a sentence, can make anything sound thug. Example: " I was playing with my bubbles and shit." | Somewhat Topical Ecard | someecards.com
eCards - Adding "and shit" at the end of a sentence can make anything sound thug. Example: "I was playing with my bubbles and shit."
thug life OMG so ghetto but so funny
Thug Life. Oh my, made me laugh!
funny ecard: thug life
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Oh how badly I want to say this in real life!
Yes, Thank you! I hate close minded people!
Close minded people
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I'm not a morning person. I'm not a night owl. But I can rock 11:30 am like nobody's business. This is totally me.
...and then sometimes I'm not an afternoon person either.
Absolutely! Not a morning person or a night owl!
Total night owl but this made me laugh q:
not a morning person or a night owl
My life story.
I think all directioners can relate to this! Lol:)<< lol why is it so bright outside!! Lol
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The funny thing is that I know exactly what this icture is from! @Anna Totten McEvoy
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics Crying...lol
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 70 Pics ROBBIE ROTTEN
Dump A Day Funny Pictures Of The Day - 70 Pics
Please tell me why I'm laughing so hard!!!!!
OMW this made me laugh SO HARD XD Lazytown!!
Funny Pictures Of The Day – 70 Pics
Why is this so funny?
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Funny Baby Ecard: Here's to hoping I drop you a lot less then my phone.
Seriously...if I ever needed an Otterbox it wasn't for my phone!
Hehehe I was considering getting and Otterbox for the baby ;D
Seriously....Do they make otterboxes for babies?
This is my hope for my future children!
Can you get an otterbox for kids?
Keeping my fingers crossed ;-)
:) too funny #babies
I'm a big W.C. Fields fan.. And this just confirms it!
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cocktail napkins $18 #stockingstuffer @Banner Elk Winery & Villa
Hilarious cocktail napkins. Must confess, I own these.
hilarious cocktail napkins $18 #stockingstuffer
Hilarious cocktail napkins $18 for melis
Hilarious cocktail napkins $18
The perfect cocktail napkin
W.C. Fields cocktail napkin
Fun Cocktail Napkins
Lol! I mean seriously, why not? ;)
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LOL! Not always just funny stuff. But my life would make a good show for sure!
What does this remind me of more...my friends or my family??? :)
My family's already decided we need to have our own tv show xD
totally me!!!! and my family/friends..we do that all the time
again, STORY OF MY LIFE.- makes me think of my friend Elena!
The voice inside my head makes these so funny
No seriously haha... This made me giggle
lol! totally me and my friends!
For my sister and I :)
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The proper skirt length is at least two inches below your cellulite #Fashion #Body #Skirt #Cellulite #Ecard #Funny #SomeEcard
this goes for shorts too..thank you! more sound fashion advice
This is the best bit of fashion advice I've ever read!
Great fashion advice...this goes for shorts as well
bahahaha! Best fashion advice ever.
Oh my goodness. Funny stuff.
Some useful Fashion Advice :)
excellent fashion advice!
Valuable fashion advice!
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My feelings EXACTLY!!! I really really hate this! It actually kind of offends me as someone who has struggled with their weight her whole life.
My feelings EXACTLY!!! I really really hate this! It actually kind of offends me.
Hence why I say, 'She needs to eat a Cheeseburger!!'
My feelings EXACTLY!!! I really really hate this!
Ughhh my thoughts exactly! But pet peeve of mine
so funny, but yet so true too:D
Eat a cheeseburger
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Story of my life. I don't want to be mean, I promise. Some people just force it out of me sometimes..
Not so nice and I'm sorry if it offends some people, but this is freakin hilarious.......and a bit true. :-/
stand up for yourself...some people call it being a bitch when a woman does it, but hey either way, I'm good at it.
My quote for putting up with some people!
Haha so true (good one Kim!)
yes i can. Like a boss
I will out bitch you!
Applies to most everything with me...
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This is ridiculously true, "I might need this for a future event". The rest of these cards are entertaining.
Often, it is what the item of clothing represents, the stories it could tell, that I am reluctant to surrender. How else does one explain saving old bridesmaid dresses?
How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep sentimental relationship with it?
So here I am. Trying to go through my closet. This is ridiculously true, "I might need this for a future event". I actually had to ask Zack for the Emperor's thumbs up or down.
Too true!... Maybe this will become useful when I go to tidy up my closet, remind me to just let it go! ;)
This is pretty much me... Not so much a relationship but I rationalize why everything should be kept even though it hasn't been worn in years!
Don't forget the thing you NEVER wear, You:"Can I borrow that?" Me:"Are you kidding me that's my favorite!!"
How is it I detest every article of clothing I own, but when I go to throw something away, I develop this deep, sentimental relationship with it.
This has always been me!! I never want to throw away any clothing even though I know, full well, I will never wear it again.
Yup, Pretty Much.
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No, I'm not a smart ass... I am a skilled, trained professional in pointing out the obvious & I speak fluent sarcasm.
I speak fluent sarcasm it's true
This is true. It's on my resume
Skilled trained professional
This would be my husband!
This is so my family
I'm not Adele!
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Every damn time I hear an Adele song, I think of the wasbund and then I think, "the lyrics are all wrong" LOL
Haha this is SOO how I feel. This aint no Adele song.
I cannot stand Adele's songs
Lol, seriously though
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Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today.
Just because I came to work today doesn't imply that I've come to actually do work today | Cry For Help Ecard
sometimes you wanna go to work and not work, lol story of my life
sounds like a few of my co workers
So true for coworkers