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I wonder if there is a such thing as a Sugar Uncle, you know someone who just wants to take care of someone and be like a second father figure? Don't think my husband would like me having a sugar daddy…
Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills". Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy. | Cry For Help Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Cry for Help Ecard: Kinda tired of having a 'job' and having to 'go to work' and 'pay bills'. Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.
The quote is cute but not interested in the sugar daddy part.
Now accepting applications...TRUE STORY hehe
Accepting Applications for a sugar daddy...
Funny but Oh so true!!!!!!!!!!!!
This just made me giggle.
Pretty sure roughly 1/3 of my life has been spent standing in the middle of the room wondering what I came in here for. *hate how this was meant for me!
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What was I looking for again?! Which is pretty sad for only 21
Go out and come back in
So completely true
way too many....
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So true happened to me today! Some people! Ugh...I used my sanitizer after the man who was scratching his b#!!$ decided he wanted to introduce himself!
Funny Thinking of You Ecard: Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life.
Too many people are walking around unmedicated, unsupervised, and affecting my life. | Thinking Of You Ecard
This is so true in my life right now I can't even see the humor in it. For reals.
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True story.hahahaahA! So true!
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less.
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I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. - thanks k9!
I wish I could trade my heart in for another liver. Then I could drink more and care less. What's not to love about that statement?? LOL!!
i wish i could trade my heart in for another liver ...
hahahaha only sometimes!!! Bc I care way to much
Trade my heart in...
This would be nice.
haha so true.
every time i think of this i laugh
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Funny Seasonal Ecard: I love that first warm day of the season, when you can step outside in your shorts and feel the Spring breeze through your leg hair. Ew, so true.
I love that first warm day of the season, when you can step outside in your shorts and feel the Spring breeze through your leg hair. | Seasonal Ecard | someecards.com
Oh, my giggle spot just got rubbed again! :D
Spring breeze through your leg hair.
Now that's funny shit!
Funny Seasonal Ecard
I cannot handle this
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Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes I wish I could be a decent and well-behaved woman, but simply I can not. Seriously.
Then there's the rest of the time...
The struggle is real people
Oh. The story of my life
Funny Confession Ecard:
99.9% of the time....
Sorry cant do it !
Story of my life
Tee hee hee
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I enjoy a glass of wine each night for its health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Comebacks & dance moves!! I may not drink wine, but I know lots of people who do :) x
...and by flawless I mean ridiculous....This almost makes me want to drink wine!
And we all know just how flawless my dance moves are...
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For my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.
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benefits of wine.
I know who i would like to say this to!
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OH. MY.GOD. Its like it was made for my life right now <3
Why is this so funny? Your thinking of me thats why lol
My husband has to say this to me a little too often lol
I don't think that will ever happen! my husbands ex!!
But seriously though...
sometimes so true.
Haha. Funny stuff
lol so funny
My life ...
its too true!!
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Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone? | Confession Ecard | someecards.com HAHAHA.. THIS IS SO MY LIFE.
Funny Confession Ecard: Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?
My spellcheck app is the Google Search Bar. [words, English Grammar, spelling]
Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check. Doesn't everyone?
Haha I'm guilty if this! Google search bar spell check
"Why, yes, I use my Google search bar as spell check."
Google search as spell check... All. The. Time.
Ha! Google spell check
google search bar
Anyone feeling this way?
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"I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today." This is when you know it's Saturday... #ecard #ecards
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm well on my way to getting absolutely nothing done today. So my Saturdays!
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Every weekend! I don't do anything I need to do until Sunday around 11 AM.
Funny Confession Ecard: That would be me for sure!!!
Funny Confession Ecard:
Every weekend for me
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Haha. I dont think being pretty is an excuse for stupidity, but i can think of a few ppl i would say this to.
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What sucks is I have to see her every single day... and I just want to say this to her face... but that wouldn't be very nice... ha ha...
You think you are but your not bless your heart! You was hit With the ugly and stupid stick that explains a lot lol
When someone says "I forgot to eat", I think you must be a special kind of stupid. I plan my entire day around eating. | Confession Ecard
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. | Confession Ecard
Listen, if I am going to stop my car in the middle of the street to let you cross, you had better hustle & wave, dammit! Feel the burn or feel my bumper. | Confession Ecard
Oh honey, you're not pretty enough to be that stupid. OmGosh! I keep laughing at this one and you know why!!
Yet relentless when it comes to proving your stupidity.. I suppose you have to be consistent in SOMETHING... Lmao! ;P
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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
So true only one guy I would even consider marrying...& that's just because I don't want anyone else putting their hands on my sausage!
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
tho I do like sausage...food for thought:)
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
wow so funny and so true!
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motherhood goals.. LOL @Carly Noble @Kelsey Hilton @Stacie Dawson @Leigh Cochran
Hehehe I was considering getting and Otterbox for the baby ;D
fingers crossed.. hahaa but seriously
you can't buy otterboxes for babies!
thats horibble but so funny
God help my future children
Mothering humor funny baby
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Pew! Pew! Pew! That\\\'s the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin\\\' with my happiness shield! / Encouragement Ecard / someecards.com (happiness,funny)
Don't we all have those sad sacks of misery/Debbie Downers we have to deal with (in the office, etc.) Love the idea of a happiness shield!!!
your ecards, pew! pew! pew!, sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield, lol
Free, Encouragement Ecard: Pew! Pew! Pew! That's the sound of me deflecting your whiny bitchin' with my happiness shield!
SO FUNNY! if only i had a happiness shield
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Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com
"keep it up and you'll be the strange smell in the trunk." haha so funny #ecard
Free, Flirting Ecard: Keep it up & you'll be the strange smell in the trunk..
I can really say that to some people.
I have to remember this...
Keep it up, I dare you!
haha so funny #ecard
In the trunk time!
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HAHA! never apologize for something that makes you happy. unless that thing is married, then you should probably apologize for being a whore #truth #homewrecker
;) WOW! I know some people that go after other people's men! HAHAHA! Funny, but SO NOT FUNNY! The sad thing is they go to church & still sing in the choir while they're doing it!
It's just sad that you aren't smart or loveable enough to find your own man! Having to chase married men just shows what a lazy piece of garbage you are!!!
😂 please hold on a sec. this thought is kinda women thing, don't make me pee, please.
I'm sorry, but this is funny...and true. Funny how these things pop up on me
married in a relationship same thing lolol
Ha! Yes...a married man.
guess I'm never gonna be a woman lol
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Age 22 isn't when you become a woman. You become a woman when people fall out of your vagina and step on your dreams.
I guess I'll never be a woman. Does that make me a man? Why do I have to reproduce to be a woman? Why can't mothers have dreams? I thought the legal adult age is 18? Shit, now I'm really confused.
So you mean I finally made it to 22 and I have to wait for kids to fall out of me to be a woman? Then I'll never truly be a woman because I can't have children.....
(I don't agree, because you can be a woman without kids, but this made me laugh...a LOT)
Hahahaha . I love my kids but this made me laugh !
Ok, kinda sick but oh so funny!
I will never be a woman.
I for real laughed!!
Ha! so true!
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Funny Get Well Ecard: Sometimes you feel like a million bucks and sometimes you feel like a food stamp.
Sometimes you feel like a million bucks and sometimes you feel like a food stamp | Get Well Ecard
Feeling like a big, fat fucking food stamp today...
Hahaha story of my life.. Usually a food stamp
Haha. Totally feel like a food stamp today.
Definitely feel like a food stamp today.
Food stamp today...