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I hate shit storms. Especially of crazy people.
full moon = shitstorm of crazy
The weatherman gave no indication of the shitstorm of crazy people that were coming out today. #ecards
Shitstorm -- I use this for the recent events of my life!
Must be a coincidence that tomorrow is Monday
"You say you'll be here between noon and five?" ... "Great, I'll be sure to pay mybill sometime between May and July!!" - This is how it should work.
Sums up my crazy hectic grade school and graduate assistantship life right now. classes, a research project, a training project, and ga'ing for a class of 275.
Zero to pajamas in 3.9 seconds. This is so me
Yep, this is what I think each time I explain something to a client!!
I haven't been able to get my kids to pay attention to anything I've said all day. So, I'm gonna sit here and pretend I'm on the phone. That should do it.
Excluding my boss, who goes running during our lunch hour when it's blazing outside, and claims to love it..
I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'
As a Mom, I definitely have wanted to say this at times
You know...this working full time thing is really cramping my style.
I’m hitting every copier in the office with this…
RIGHT???!!! Stephanie Close Austin, Brittany Horton Andersen and Christina Childress Lesinski