lol somebody once told leo that he only wanted me because i'm a good trophy wife. oh well lol
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This was my second plan if nursing school didn't work out... haha
Hahahahaa...guess this is my new goal in life..
Hilarious!... My life goal;)
part of my life plan
my new career goals
haha! My life plan!
My life goal.
my dream job!
Heehee! I love that show.
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OMG ROFL! My husband always says I watch those "how to kill your husband" shows!
I believe I said these exact words just a few days ago to my husband.. lol
That's great! I've said this to my husband a few times!
It terrifies my husband that I watch this show
Grude? Maybe. Hilarious? YES!
OMG! I can't stop laughing!
Story of my life!
so true.... :)
Omg so funny
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wwwaaahaha!! 'It's not cellulite. It's my body's way of saying "I'm sexy"... in braille.'
It's not cellulite, it's my body's way of saying "I'm sexy" in braille. Bahahahaha!
Brilliant. "Its not cellulite, it's my body saying 'I'm sexy' in Braille..."
I'm sexy.. in braille
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i dont post political status on facebook but i read them and its pretty funny watching people go back and forth!
Whenever I am extremely bored with life, I post a political status on facebook and watch my friends battle each other like its crips vs. bloods.
"Whenever I am extremely bored with life, I post a political status on facebook and watch my friends battle each other like its crips vs bloods" #funny #ecard #politics #political #fb #facebook #joke #jokes
OMGosh. I do post political statuses on FB, & my friends DO battle each other like this. Scary...
post political status on FB and watch my friends battle each other like it's crips v. bloods
Omg I see this all the time and it cracks me up reading the posts when people do it!!
what fun is it if you post something everyone agrees already with? That's boring
@Lauren Ellison this must be your train of thought
Good idea. hahah
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So true.. my 4th son is Nov 15 :) Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration.
I put this under laughs, but God it's so true. That book was utter tripe. Bad- and not even funny bad.
Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: The next person to refer to Fifty Shades of Grey as well-written gets smacked with The Complete Works of William Shakespeare.
Funny Birthday Ecard: May your Mid-November Birthday be a constant reminder of your parent's Valentine's Day celebration. "Now I know the truth"
Funny Confession Ecard: I lose track of how many times a day I'd like to turn to someone and say 'you can't seriously be this freaking stupid!'
Funny thing is I actually say it :)
Truth. Funny quote.
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, 'SHUT THE FUCK UP!' out loud instead of just in my head.
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I have come to the conclusion that stupid, hateful people say stupid, hateful things because they are stupid and hateful. | Confession Ecard
Every day at work I wonder if this is going to be the day I accidentally scream, "SHUT THE FUCK UP!" out loud instead of just in my head. | Confession Ecard
Today I shall be witty, charming and elegant.... or maybe I'll say "um" a lot and trip over things | Confession Ecard
I dont like the f word but this made me giggle
Funny, it my new job will be different.
I actually love my job, but...
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It made sense in my head.. before I ate that cake... now I just feel FAT! :x but honestly, this is kinda my life
I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com
Funny Confession Ecard: I feel fat today. And to make myself feel better, I will eat this cake. Yes. Good plan.
Seems legit. Fat weight loss motivation food cake desserts Ecard humor funny laugh
*Ahem*... I have no idea what she is talking about! (giggles)
i totally do this. your e cards
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(; Just cuz you girls give me such a hard time about my funny humor!!!
#ecards #haha #funny #humor
#funny #humor #ecard
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Funny Confession Ecard: Im not shaving tonight. Its the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. It usually works.
Omg. I don't even know how many times I've done this! Hahaha Too funny. Except half the time it doesn't work lol
"I'm not shaving tonight. It's the only way to stop me from making terrible decisions. Funny thing is it always works, LOL
This isn't me but I just about died laughing thinking of some hahahahaha. Really did work though!
It wouldn't be so funny if it wasn't so true... I have a no shave before a date rule
OMG...too funny!!! But, there is truth to it!!
Haha this is so true it's not even funny
TRUEST QUOTE !!
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pROABABLY WHAT DAVE SAYS ABOUT ME!~ BUT I CAN COOK AND CLEAN ~ I JUST CHOSE NOT TO ALL THE TIME~ funny quotes from women
Funny Confession Ecard: I can't cook & hate to clean, but I'm certain my expertise in sarcasm & raiding the Target clearance section makes me a rare gem.
I can cook and love to clean but this made my laugh! :)
my life. I can clean well, but i hate it.
I don't have ex's. I have Y's, like 'Y was I with your stupid ass anyways?!'
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I don't have ex's. I have Y's, like "Y was I with your stupid ass anyways?!" | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com
bahahaha. YES!!! @Victoria Brown Brown Brown Brown Deak
OMG. I can't stop laughing at this one.
Omg. So funny!
HaHaHa, so true!
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Top 63 most Funniest Quotes and Humor Pics
Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.
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Wait come back, .... You forgot your bullshit. Funny Ecards , this is probably my all time favorite Ecard. I say it daily.
Funny Ecards , this is probably my all time favorite Ecard. I laughed so hard haha
Funny Breakup Ecard: Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit.
Wait, come back. You forgot your bullshit. Funny Ecards
You forgot your bullshit! Funny Ecards
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I'd ask you to go fuck yourself, but you'd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Funny Workplace Ecard: Id ask you to go fuck yourself, but youd probably just delegate that to me too.
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Ha! This is so my job lol
haha, funny shit.
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Whoever creates these things is a comedy genius. This is SO true! These things are laugh out loud funny!
lol exactly. http://media-cache1.pinterest.com/upload/202450945719209192_gjJeEoUM_f.jpg cumminsprincess funny stuff quotes <<< Just Sayin...
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I would slap you, but I don't want to get #SLUT on my hand! Ecard humor funny laugh
Funny Confession Ecard: If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll do it for you.
Funny Confession Ecard: Things to do today: 1) Not a damn thing. Check.
im actually planning two weddings More The Doors, Best Friends, Quote, My Life, So True, Truths, Ecards, So Funny, True Stories I dont live by this quote. I had a girl say this about me once and it killed me to think that anyone would think that. My daughter is the biggest joy blessing in my life. Anyway, that lil skeezy is going to burn in hell, so its all good :) My life everyday at work LOL #truth Funny Friendship Ecard: I know I am getting old when my friends start having kids on #best friend #best friend memories #best friend memory| http://friendleland.blogspot.com So funny and so true Hahah story of my life. First article of clothing that gets thrown off when I walk through the door! so true. Story of my life
Love the truth behind this funny statement! So true!
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Haha! can't stop laughing!!!