funny | dear God, please give me more money or take away my expensive taste

Fucktards, twatwaffles, cuntcakes, and nipple dicks are not tolerated here. NEVER!

I did my part.

Hahahaha! Sorry, I couldn't resist this one!

This is so true :(

My friends are all posting about how awesome their husbands are, and I'm like, 'I haven't killed mine yet, so that's good, right?'

I would tell you to go to hell but I work there and don't want to see you everyday.

im crying

No. You`re wrong. So just sit there and be wrong tank top – Shirtoopia

I think some people need to up their dose! :D

ROFLMAO Fart Humor

Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim...that way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim every morning.

Funny Confession Ecard: i believe in empathy. i am always willing to put myself in someone elses shoes. unless they are wearing crocs. then they can go fuck themselves.

For sure!

Oh wait, there is no cure for narcissistic personality disorder...

Funny Workplace Ecard: After years of working with the public, I have to wonder: Are people really that dumb, or am I just that much smarter than everyone else?

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can't. stop. laughing.

This is so me