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So now you know. if you receive a text from me on Friday or Saturday night, it was the vodka!

I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits.  The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves.

Funny Confession Ecard: I enjoy a glass of wine each night for it's health benefits. The other glasses are for my witty comebacks and flawless dance moves. How do they know me so well?

I about died laughing

Men are like pantyhose Either they run, they cling, or they don't fit right in the crotch.

I don't drink vodka but if I did...I wrote that a while back. Good God I do love Vodka, and I drink it till there's room for more! Yippee!!!!

funnyshitmayne

Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full Me: There is room to add vodka ! Totally me.

Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN... against tables, floors, walls and ugly people! Lol!!

Laughter / Funny Confession Ecard: Wine does not make you FAT, it makes you LEAN. (against tables, floors, walls and ugly people.

You misunderstand and get offended... then you expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in and missed GROW UP class.   #Deborah Tindle  #Deborah Lee Tindle

You misunderstand, get offended, & then expect ME to apologize. Someone slept in & missed GROW UP class. grow up class!

fabulous

Hahahah"I'm really trying to be fabulous today but I was so fucking fabulous last night I'm exhausted"

loghi terribili

Another unfortunate case of bad kerning (letter spacing) and poor font choice! This is why it is important to hire a professional to design your logo!

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