To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz."
Haha! There's some knowledge for ya
funny but true
A whole new way of looking at Ruth...but it is good advice...To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az by deeplifequotes, via Flickr
Young ladies (teens & 20's), this is so funny, but true....I wish you all would read & heed! Don't worry so much about being married by a certain age....if it's right it will happen.
A little off color but too funny and sooo true!! To all the girls who are in a hurry to have a boyfriend or get married, a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz."
To my girls (!), a piece of Biblical advice: funny but true
So true girls......wait and don't settle....
I LOVE this!!!! Haha so true and so funny!!!
I thought this was so true and so funny!
ha ha ha!! Funny stuff!
So true! But so funny
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that s funny
Women's Ass Size Study!! LMBO!!
Women's Ass Size Study!! Not that mine is one, but this is funny.
Women's Ass Size Study... I don't care, I love my ass! :-)
Women's Ass Size Study!! @Marcia Suarez Galan
Women’s ass size study - This made me laugh
#funny shit #i funny photos
Women’s Ass Size Study
Truth! Love relationship quote
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Dear Men, this is the absolute Truth. If you want the Right Woman, a Good Woman, these things are all she wants from you. Your time, your smile, your honesty, your effort, Your LOVE and you putting HER as a priority. Messed up men don't understand this at all, Narcissistic personalities cannot relate to anything but "things".
Dear Men. Truth. Sadly there are many women and girls you can get with your money, car, gifts and other flashy boy toys because they are shallow and materialistic. BUT a woman of quality won't care about those things and can take or leave them. The right one won't need your stuff.
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This is so true for a real woman.
Dear men So true!
Words of wisdom
haha so true
So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said... My husband still repeats himself, I'm like, "oh I heard you perfectly!" Lol
So very true! Funny Family Ecard: When a woman says 'what?' it's not because she didn't hear you. She's giving you a chance to change what you said.
If only my husband would remember this!
Second chance for men~
Haha. So true!
Or "excuse me"
hehe so funny
I can think of a few people this applies to
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I never thought I would find an ecard with my exact views towards the 'general' Christian population. LOVE THIS!
"Christian" OH how I'd love to scream this at some people.... And honestly how I sadly can be like this myself. Truth..
AMEN! I know some people who need this i got judged so many times on my own convictions by people who thought they were doing me right picking on me for it!
So much truth in this. Seriously. Some people make my heart sad. But at the same time, this is funny. lol
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I'm sorry, but this is SO true for some people
The Bible is the truth, follow it.
Don't judge people.
E-Cards of Life
No I think you are confusing those for STUPID women. Smart women already know. 😉 and they just leave..
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funny quote on women. relationships.
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So funny, but so true.
funny quote on women.
Instead of "Single" as marital status... I prefer "Independently owned and operated!" 😂 #Funny #Single #Quote
Instead of "Single" as a marital status.........I prefer "Independently Owned and Operated" - http://www.rudequote.com/instead-of-single-as-a-marital-status-i-prefer-independently-owned-and-operated/
Instead of saying someone is 'Single' as a marital status...I prefer 'Independently Owned and Operated'
Independently owned and operated! This is cute for all you single ladies!!!
funny quote instead of single i prefer independently owned and operated
I am not single, but I couldn't help but laugh.
Haha made me giggle
I want to be buried in the middle of nowhere in a spring loaded casket, filled with confetti, so some future archeologist has one hell of a field day...
some ecards funny
Work, fun, casket, spring loaded, future, archeologist
That's some funny stuff right thar!
Best burial idea ever.
That would be awesome
When you spell a word correctly…
I've pinned this before... But this happens to me all the time, and I thought I was the only person it happened to!!! I can't stop laughing!!!
wait, this is considered an 'awkward moment' I thought this was the foundation of life
I have had the "awkward moment stare" many times! Omg I thought I was the only one lol
So true! I do this so often, I always thought it was just me until now haha
So true! Haha story of my life when I am writing things on the board
Welcome to every day of my LIFE. I thought I was the only one!?
That's so true! I thought I was the only one!
I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour. (Looks like someone needs an attitude adjustment)
I am presently experiencing life at a rate of several WTFs per hour. Way too often! -M4U-
I am presently experiencing #life at a rate of several #WTF 's per hour - #Life #Quote
wtf: I'm presently experiencing life at the rate of several wtfs per hour
My life right now. I could use a few less WTFs! :(
Funny quote | Life of Nikki Ryan
SO TRUE THIS WEEK
#scientists say the #universe is made up of #protons #neutrons and #electrons but they forgot #morons #LetsGetWordy
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Protons, neutrons, electrons AND morons. They're everywhere!
E-card " Protons, neutrons, electrons, morons." 11-13-14
protons, neutrons, electrons.....and morons. SO TRUE!
Protons, Neutron, Electrons and... So true
No shit...this is what I try to tell my kids when they say they can't wait to grow up. LOL!
true story. Thank goodness Kindergarten kids still ask me what I want to be when I grow up!
True story...let's just fast forward to where I am rich and famous.....and have a pony.
How can I convince my kids of this truth?!
Is this EVER a True Story in my life.
hahah so true...story of my life!!!
So true had no idea as a kid
#sotrue #lol SERIOUSLY!
Perks of dating me… You don’t have to go broke to impress me. Seriously, we can just order off the dollar menu and make out for all I care.
This is so true. We don't even have to order from the dollar menu just you know make out and hang out for all I care.
Perks of dating me… You don’t have to go broke to impress me. Seriously, we can just order off the dollar menu and make out for all I care. | See more about taco bells, true stories and boyfriends.
True story! She's not with me for money nor does she ever ask for anything.....it's so nice to know I'm not being used! Only loved!
Perks of dating me… You don’t have to go broke to impress me. Seriously, we can just order off the dollar menu and make out for all I care. True story bro!
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Lol...kinda true though, for real
funny quote but true! #strong women#single
that s funny
Sorry, I couldn't help it! This is so funny. And so true!!!
funny quote but true! #strong women#single...omg too funny
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
...food for thought...pun intended!
Haha! so funny and so true!!!!
Oh man-this is SO true!!! Haha
This is funny, but oh so TRUE!
A billion dollars buys a lot of stuff ... but -- it cannot buy the most important things in life! Love, happiness, and health! Amen.
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it s true
haha so true
Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars! Haha Fo Sho
It's just a quote that took me by surprise. :D
Sometimes all you need is a billion dollars...
When do I not need a billion dollars?
Got me laughing! Amen to that!!
yeah true story
Haha so true!!
Works Every Time...although I do think they have something to teach us! Compassion! People who lash out, gossip, & are mean spirited are usually very unhappy & insecure! No one with inner confidence & beauty treats others in this manner! Don't stoop to their level...and really, don't shy away from them! Let your own light shine! Just be Thankful, as my mother would say, that you don't have to take them with you home!
Works Every Time
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I've found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes. #Inspirational #Happiness #Assholes #picturequotes View more #quotes on http://quotes-lover.com
I've found the key to happiness.. Stay thr hell away from all assholes..period.. They are worth the shitt they preach and just stink in plain english, i call them shitt heads.and thats just one of the sayings from where shitt head comes from :-))
Ive found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes. #Happiness #Inspirational #Assholes #picture quotes
I’ve found the key to happiness. Stay the hell away from assholes. – Quotes Lover
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key to happiness.... So so true
Good advice :)
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haha damn that alarm clock... Every Monday and Wednesday I will think of this when I have to get up to make an 8am class. I will call my alarm clocks 'that jealous whore' and giggle.
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore. #truth #morningssuck #sleep #lovemybed #jealous
I'm in love with my bed. We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesn't want us together. That jealous whore.
stupid alarm clock!! If it wasn't my phone I would throw it across the room
lol.....I hate jealous whores.....especially those bitchy alarm clocks
Funny Quotes (Stupid hooker alarm clock)
my life-__- stupid alarm clock
so true..dirty jealous whore