To my girls (!), a piece of Biblical advice: “Ruth patiently waited for her mate Boaz.” While you are waiting on YOUR Boaz, don’t settle for any of his relatives: Broke-az, Po-az, Lyin-az, Cheating-az, Dumb-az, Drunk-az, Cheap-az, Lockedup-az, Goodfornothingaz, Lazyaz, and especially his third cousin Beatinyoaz. Wait on your Boaz and make sure he respects Yoaz." hahaha think about it! Funny But True, Sotrue, Funny Stuff, So True, Don'T Settle, Biblical Advice, So Funny, Good Advice
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Aww poor giraffe!!:(
Selfish Bastard lol
Welcome to Republican Party xD
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50 Dollar Lesson - "You can come over to my house, mow the lawn, pull weeds, sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, and you can give him the $50 to use toward food and a new house." She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye and asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over and do the work, and you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Amen
The $50 lesson. Why did I just come across this?!?! Hahaha so funny
ah haa! so funny, so true! I'm not either but damn that was good
More like socialism vs democracy really; but, yeah. Funny stuff.
$50 lesson. Welcome to the Republican party
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So true and so funny!
This made me giggle:p
Truth! Love relationship quote
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A real woman wants her man not his possessions and doesn't shop every day that makes her man work harder to pay off her debts.
This is how my husband thought about women after his ex wife took everything she possibly could. It took a lot of time, love, and understanding that real woman are not this way.
This is for all the single women and men.... Words of wisdom.
motivational and inspirational quotes about life.
Dear Men: Something I Thought You Should Know.
Dear men, Here is what real women want.
This is so true for a real woman.
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Omg...for my single friends...you know who you are! Just keep waiting :)
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this rational doesnt fit me but its really funny
I'm seriously dying this is so funny!
Lol, thought this was really funny.
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Why are people always saying bibles aren't allowed in school? ...because it just isn't true ...and equal opportunities, supportive families and communities and people who DO something keep young people out of prison ...What we need is a little less talking about the Bible and a little more living by it.
Oh, Ryan.. of course! Why didn't I think of this? The bible at school would cure every single problem ever.
Bibles aren't allowed in schools anymore but are encouraged in prisons. If kids were allowed to read it in school, they may not end up at prison.
They ARE allowed to take them to school and to read them during non-instruction times, like lunch or free periods. Theists need to stop LYING to support their ridiculous martyr complexes.
They ARE allowed to take them to school and to read them during non-instruction times, like lunch or free periods. Theists need to stop LYING to support their ridiculous martyr complexes. Propaganda is their way of life, true facts are irrelevant. Atheists by record are less than 2% of the prison population. Just see how a Koran would be received in public despite freedom of religion in our country. Who is persecuted?
I couldn't agree more! I believe bibles should be allowed in schools!
Truth! they might also behave better in school too.
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I will always tell my kids not to be in a hurry to grow up cuz being an adult isn't that great.
true story. Thank goodness Kindergarten kids still ask me what I want to be when I grow up!
True Story! I'd give anything to go to school tomorrow!
.so true, especially at this point in my life
Is this EVER a True Story in my life.
hahah so true...story of my life!!!
Haha so many good memories.
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I laughed so hard when I read this, I teared up! I don't know why but this just struck me as so funny!
@Denise Luna - This one made me laugh out loud and wish I had a taco to drop!@S Suedkamp -I'm sure Bob wouldn't think it so funny!
hahaha - LSHMSFOAIDMT - Laughing So Hard My Sombrero Falls Off And I Drop My Taco!!! How appropriate!
So funny & the best part...this actually could happen in my family! Love it!
Lupita, this is for you! Absolutely no explanation necessary! So funny!
So funny! Gotta remember this one!
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#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
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And derailed going 'round the bend.
Or derailed with no survivors...
I say this several times a day!
Yes! Pregnancy/mom brain lol
So true!! Going to use this!
Want a shirt that says this
It's the truth
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See this is a problem. It gives girls this idea that only the perfect guy will do ALL of these things, when they won't. Yeah, they may randomly send you flowers or call to say goodnight, but he'll also end up suffocating you. It sets you up for failure, because when he doesn't do these things you think there's someone better, when he's actually perfect, just not one of Nicolas Sparks characters...
That's deep. Just found out I'm a hopeless romantic. Thanks a lot Nicolas sparks:/
Nicolas sparks quote <3 think I got my guy :)
It's a Nicholas Sparks quote.. had to pin.
I love Nicholas Sparks quotes! <3
my perfect guy would... not exist
I'm such a hopeless romantic "/
words of wisdom from Nick
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Really really fast... so true!!!!
Hahaha. You're so funny (WOW) ;))
Funny, but oh so true! >_<
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Hahah yes! So funny!
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Heading to target. See you in about a hundred and fifty bucks. #SoFunny #WasJustTalkingAboutThis
Heading into Target. See you in about a hundred and fifty bucks.
See you in about a hundred and fifty bucks. #TargetTruth
This is so funny because it is the ultimate truth!!
Target humor that is unfortunately so true!
I wish this wasn't so true and so funny!!!
More like three hundred and fifty bucks.
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Oh so true
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Well this was so funny when I read it having been a Knight for many years...I just thought it was oddly appropriate.
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So true :) Truth hurts!, who's to say a retard in tin foil wouldn't be the best fit for me?
"Sometimes your knight in shining armor is just a retard in tin foil" :D :D :D so true !!!
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I know we really do have knights in shining armor but this made me giggle
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Drunk people, children, and leggings...
So funny....but so true!
Hahaha true story.
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so true. "For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?" Here's an update for you. Nowadays, 80% of women are against marriage, why? because women realize it's not worth buying an entire pig, just to get a little sausage..
funny quote but true! Yet some people are still on that little sausage despite the fact that something came along that was real... oh well its the path we've all chosen for ourselves. Hahaha
Still so very very funny and so so true!!! Why buy the entire pig, just to get a little sausage?
Women realize it's not worth buying a whole pig just to get a little sausage... Truth!
this is so funny i swear...the if and sausage part has left me i stitches
Sorry, I couldn't help it! This is so funny. And so true!!!
So true, have fun with phattbear's little sausage, moo.
a little sausage... makes me giggle lol
This is some funny stuff!!! So true!
XD Yes! //I've been single for a while and I have to say, it's going very well. Like... it's working out. I think I'm the one. -- Emily Heller
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I´ve been single for a while and I have to say, it´s going very well. Like... it´s working out. I think I`m the one.
Haha, yup! And it feels really good to be single and know I can stand alone! My life is not defined by a relationship, it is defined by my focus and drive to go after what I want out of my life!
Sweet Single Life - You don't have to be in a relationship in order to be happy. Sometimes, you're all you need. You can have just as much fun being single as you can have in a relationship. Don't assume that you need a partner to be happy. You have yourself, and you're pretty darn awesome!
Lol! Should use this next time when friends and family are pressuring me. #singlelife
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lol i love being single. Life is so much easier.
So true! Love being single :)
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This is so true! Depending on how it's said I always hear either "hammer time!" or "collaborate & listen!" in my head when someone yells "Stop!" So glad it's not just me!
"When someone yells stop, I don't know if it's in the name of love, it's hammer time, or if I should collaborate and listen." What a confusing world we live in. #humor #funny #hammertime #lyrics #songs
Art Hammer time is what comes to mind for me ... funny-stuff
It's hammer time! Ice ice baby...or am I being arrested?
lol in the name of love, hammer time, ice ice baby
Hammertime. Always hammer time.
Hammer time, ice, ice, baby!!!!
Hahaha! So funny. So true!!
So true in my life.
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Or that snuggly Downy bear, Dean hates that creepy son of a bitch....<<< Repinning for that comment....