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Reasons to buy more fabric!

What you call money spent on fabric I call resources invested in material inventory. Doesn't that sound better?

That sounds about right!

My bathing suit told me to go to the gym, but my sweat pants were like "nah girl, you're good". My bathing suit is going to beat the crap out of my sweat pants.

HaHaHaHaHa!!! OMGosh, how many times have said don't touch my fabric scissors!!!

Thanks for sending it to me Britt as it made me laugh out loud. I remember as a kid also my mom would threaten us with our lives if we ever touched her sewing scissors!

It's so cold outside, I just accidently keyed someone's car with my nipples.

Free, Seasonal Ecard: It's so cold outside, I just accidently keyed someone's car with my nipples.


Ditto for yarn, and basically all craft supplies. 14 Someecards for People Who Sew - Sewing Humor - Melly Sews

oh my... so true.

I was just telling my kids that we had to square dance in PE when I was in high school (Thank God we did that cuz I NEVER used that a day in my life after that).they were like, "what's square dancing?

Hahahahaha thats _________ every day I won't put there name but amber knows who I'm talking about

Free and Funny Flirting Ecard: My brain is giving me the silent treatment today.

People that just REFUSE to say "I'm sorry" or "I was wrong"! I just don't get that! What's the big deal??

sorry you have three jobs and live with your parents while my hot hubs (who you love) takes care of my EVERY need

I made this margarita with my kids' slushie machine. Don't judge. | Confession Ecard

Free and Funny Confession Ecard: That tempertraum you throw as an adult.there is a real life app for Medication please see your Dr.

"That moment when you realize you ran out of bobbin thread and have been sewing nothing." Ever happen to you?

Or when the bobbin thread doesn't come up and you're sewing a long seam to piece your backing together! Happened to me yesterday!