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Funny Family Ecard: My children keep screaming, 'MOM!' at me, so I changed my name to 'Shit' and they're not allowed to swear.

Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive. Say thank you. Now...say I'm pretty.

lol Yes. I am still in my pajamas. What did I accomplish today? The kids are still alive.

Rottenecards - I hate the phrase kids will be kids...I think it should  be replaced with  bad parenting  results in assholes.

I hate the phrase "Kids will be kids". It should be replaced with "bad patenting results in assholes"

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? | Birthday Ecard | someecards.com

Will cocktails be served at your daughter's princess party or shall I tailgate in your driveway? That's about what it would take for me to attend a princess party.

hahahaha and all my friends are skinny

Funny Friendship Ecard: When your skinny friend says she feels fat and you're just standing there.-- lmao made me lol

hilarious because it's true

Humor ecard: Men say they don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. Well, I don't trust anything with 2 heads and only one brain.

@Scary Mommy -- You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back at least once.

Omg I thought I was the only one You're not a real parent until you've flipped your child off behind his back funny ecard offensive inappropriate

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