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    The akward moment when the person you hate is breathing.

    Bahahahaha...

    True.

    i end a sentence with..

    lol

    I can't breath lol

    True Story

    Funny Reminders Ecard: You remind me of my Asian friend... Ug Lee.

    Bahahahahahaha!!

    The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.

    I don't exactly hate you but if you were on fire and I had water, I'd drink it. Ohhhh some people today.

    I'm not slurring my words, I'm talking in cursive.

    Funny!

    It's always fuck-this-shit-o'clock somewhere....

    Someday I'll be a 90 year old woman. With my same dirty mind and even dirtier mouth. It's going to be AWESOME.

    I hate awkward social intercourse.

    Funny!

    I don't stalk. I simply investigate.

    Stand by me... I used to say this all the time lol

    Hate