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That awkward moment when you question your own attractiveness. In my case its when neither the attractive nor the unattractive people are persuing me.

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That awkward moment when you make a post about awkward moments but don't know how to spell "awkward" properly.haha funny post and comment.

Funny Friendship Ecard: I hate to tell you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing. Not at all.

I can't stand when people give me crap for not being "curvy".last time I checked, I definitely had curves- boobs and hips.I'm just missing fat rolls, apparently!

rich, no intimacy issues, loves to shop/brunch/make things, loves dogs, will let me decorate without opinions, loves to travel, stare at me, play with my hair, isn't jealous, not homophobic, makes me laugh until I pee myself, appreciates the blessings in their lives, loves his mother, is a man in the bedroom, knows life isn't a dress rehearsal, takes risks, plays no games, raw, real and authentic. I'm ready to meet you.

Dear men who are smart, hot, awesome, and madly in love with me: Please start existing. Your e-cards.

Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh.

I'm not a stalker, I just like to secretly take pictures of people with my iPhone so I can text them to my friend and have a good laugh. LOL I did this today.

Must remember this next time DH starts griping while I am parking...

Funny Confession Ecard: If a woman is bad at parking, it's only because she is constantly lied to about what 8 inches is.

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating.

This Halloween, I'm going as a Democrat. When the kids come to my door, I'll take half their candy and give it to those too lazy to go trick or treating. {well, it's true!

The hardest decision is to take a shower before bed, or wake up early and take one...I usually do neither.

So funny bc I'm sitting here now thinking about whether I should take a shower now before bed or in the morning and how I won't do either, lol

Someone tell this to my ex. Need validation much?

for real. it can happen and people do it every day. no one cares how much you work out.

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Ecard: Women on the same menstrual cycle as their friends should basically be referred to as gang members. That's how dangerous they are.

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