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Funny Confession Ecard: Singing to a song you don't really know.. But that 15 second part you do know is coming and your gonna own that shit.
Funny Stuff @Viveca Patterson @Meagan Shelton
This is so true!!!!
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Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Behold! The field in which I grow my fucks. Lay thine eyes upon it and thou shalt see that it is barren. | Confession Ecard
Funny Confession Ecard: Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Have to remember this. But may totally forget if she is disrespectful in front of a group of people again after I've been nice.
I do not spew profanities. I take my time and ennunciate them properly. After all, I am a fucking lady. | Confession Ecard
@Jenny Lawson. I read your book this weekend, and then this sounded like something you would write. : ]
Free, Confession Ecard: Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat.
Sometimes being the bigger person means smiling and nodding while fantasizing about punching the other person in the throat tru dat
Haha - I used to feel like this. Then I realised its better not to care. Fools don't change they evolve into d*ckheads!
Happens all the time!
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Funny Confession Ecard: Trust me... When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, it happens.
Trust me... When I woke up today, I had no plans to be this sexy. But hey, it happens. | Confession Ecard
When I woke up this morning I had no plans on being this sexy but, What can I say?
Lololol this is so funny
In fact, I tried not to
Hahahaha! Funny stuff
story of my life
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Seriously, keep the "private" stuff off of your "public" facebook page... pet peeve!!!
Annoying people. It is a public forum. Put up or shut up!
This is why I don't buy into Vaguebooking. Drama Queens!
Hahaha...why some People on Facebook annoy me
haha so true... One of my pet peeves!
hahaha seriously. biggest pet peeve.
one of my biggest pet peeves
Such a pet peeve of mine.
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I don't care if you wear short shorts, but there is such a thing as too short. And camel toes never looked good on anyone. =.=
Seriously...get longer shorts..I don't want to see your goods.
What I wish I could say to some of the young girls I see
as in volleyball shorts....today...in Rupe's!
Short shorts ain't my thang. So true....
Otherwise, why bother?
True story ladies
your e cards
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Pardon the language. I don't really HATE anyone, but there is someone in my life right now that is totally summed up in the post. lmao
Hahaha! Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. 'Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place.'
please don't see me. please don't see me. please don't see me. "HEEEEEY!" Shit... | Confession Ecard
LMAO--I know a couple of people who harbor such contempt for others, and this is exactly what i think of it. This is SO funny to me.
I really don't have a problem with her, as long as she doesn't talk to me, look at me, or is anywhere near me...and I don't see or hear her name. | Confession Ecard
That moment when you're supposed to be cleaning and you put on music and it turns into a dance party for one.
95% of the decisions in my life are based on whether I like the colors of something, if it is pretty, or if it smells good. | Confession Ecard
I'm not an alcoholic. I need to drink all this wine so I can make that cork craft thing I saw on Pinterest the other day. | Confession Ecard
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch eating those crackers like she owns the place." | Confession Ecard
Hahaha! So true
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Instead of saying LOL, I'm gonna say SALTS (smiled a little, then stopped). It's more truthful. #ecards
yep :) (Or for really funny stuff, Snorted A Little, Then Stopped.)
It's more truthful :0) #lol #salts #ecard
So True!!! SALTS
Haha so true!!
Omg that is so funny
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OMG this is funniest thing I have ever heard! I was laughing so hard :o)
Funny Confession Ecard: I don't fart. I whisper in my panties.
why is this so funny? I can't stop laughing.
panty whisperer.so funny had to pin
i don"t fart
Need to get this as a button, so I can just point to it when, in the middle of conversations, I have an Alzheimer's moment.
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And every passenger carries their life burden just remain in the station for undefined time
From the moment we begin our process leading to your shimmy that breaks me to my core and leaves me powerless, you should take pride that you have defeated mother nature herself. That there is no one on this earth that has been able to drain EVERY thought in my head from that wiggle, and erasing millions of years of evolution in the process that leaves me without a single thought in my head. You should never doubt how powerful that body of a goddess is 2 my world 2 be able 2 control that at will
Ben's Garden 'I'm Afraid My Train of Thought' Glass Tray available at #Nordstrom
#word long (but extremely productive) day. Ready to relax with my babe now ❤️❤️
Im afraid my train of thought has left the station
I said this! I didn't know it was a quote!
Happens all the time.
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I can not count how many times I have actually done this. Lol!
Hahaha! Think I might have done this a few times :)
I might have thought this once or twice...
This is me with people from work
I've thought this many times...
Funny and true!
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Free, Confession Ecard: That awkward moment when an unattractive person is pursuing you and you start to question your own level of attractiveness.
That awkward moment when an unattractive person is pursuing you and you start to question your own level of attractiveness. | Confession Ecard
Pretty much how I feel EVERY DAY OF MY LIFE!!
Bahahahaha yeah that sucks. Story of my life
BAHAHAHAHA!!!!! FUNNY STUFF RIGHT HERE!
Unfortunately I know the feeling
So sadly true it makes me laugh
the world of online dating
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Funny Breakup Ecard: Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you. You're tasteless, boring I can't stop cheating on you.
Dear Diet,Things just aren't going to work between us. It's not me, it's you.You're tasteless,boring
Dear Diet, Things just aren't going to work between us.
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Funny Somewhat Topical Ecard: I hate it when people tell me it isn't necessary to swear. I'm fucking vulgar, not stupid. I know it's isn't fucking necessary!
I hate it when people get all uppity about swearing, especially when it's the new step parent of a kid and the real parent is right there saying zilch (this has happened several times to me, and I'm going to flip some shit if it happens again).
I'm so sorry for my pirate mouth but I totally feel this way sometimes
Sooo inappropriate, but I laughed really hard! This is my life!
I hate it when people tell me it isn't necessary to swear.....
I hate it when people get all uppity about swearing.
too true. My sailor mouth knows!
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SO TRUE!! @Tori Stanley @Elliana Huffman @Julia Grett... You people understand this about me quite well :)
Frankly, my humor is for my enjoyment; it is inconsequential if you get it or not / ecard / truth
SO TRUE!! @ stupid ugly mannish lying bitch
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Oh, so true! It's all about me!
This is my life!!!!!!!!
Haha! So true!
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Wouldn't it be nice... Maybe the butt as well?
If only this could happen in real life!!
yes please, that would be awesome.
Oh gosh that would be nice
This would be awesome!
wouldn't that be nice
Would be nice...lol
I'm going to hell in every religion.
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Only eCards would diminish a literary quote to a mere splatter of words against a solid background with some weird black and white character.
haha!! Some people just don't have the mental capacity for a battle of wits!
This is from a Shakespeare quote! Love it. Have to remember this one!
Always been one of my favorite quotes and always will be.
Yes! This is so true most days of my life!
So true of some people I have met!
The daily struggle in college
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Haha, so true. I love "this was my jam" moments...
Haha so true!!! Dixie chicks!!
The daily struggle in my life
my life. this all the time.
True to my life for sure
Yup... story of my life
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story of my life
Haha so true
The trouble with trouble is, it starts out as fun.
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Everytime we meet, there's trouble...fun trouble
I like fun...trouble likes me.
Truth, fun trouble
Funny but true
Fun & Trouble