No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

No one showers and shaves faster than a woman who thinks she's about to get laid. | Flirting Ecard | someecards.com

OK - So I laughed out loud when I read it which means I had to pin it! LOL I don't like calling people tramps but seriously this has to be the ultimate ur momma joke

OK - So I laughed out loud when I read it which means I had to pin it! LOL I don't like calling people tramps but seriously this has to be the ultimate ur momma joke

Im sorry your violent coughing fit prevented you from holding back that fart.

Im sorry your violent coughing fit prevented you from holding back that fart.

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Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

Sometimes I wonder what she has that I don't. And then I realize, probably herpes. | Breakup Ecard | someecards.com

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

At my funeral, when they're lowering me into the ground, I demand they play.. 'Drop it like it's hot'.

I'd Tell you To Kiss My Ass | Images With Love Quotes  http://imageswithlovequotes.blogspot.com/2012/10/id-tell-you-to-kiss-my-ass.html#

I'd Tell you To Kiss My Ass | Images With Love Quotes http://imageswithlovequotes.blogspot.com/2012/10/id-tell-you-to-kiss-my-ass.html#

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