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Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

Funny Drinking Ecard: Life isn't a fairytale. If you lose your shoe at midnight you might want to slow down on the tequila.

I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol. | Cry For Help Ecard

so me.lol "I pretend to like people everyday. It's called being an adult and THAT is why we are allowed to buy alcohol." Some eCards

which is exactly why I should be allowed to drink at work.....just a little.

Funny Confession Ecard: I don't have the blood alcohol level to deal with you right now.

I don't understand how some women have 20 plus bridesmaids. I don't even like that many people. | Wedding Ecard | someecards.com

and I am sure the bride with 20 bridesmaids doesn't have 20 real girlfriends

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder.

I'm afraid if I give up wine, I'll have to replace it with murder. Oh god yeah lol

So true

Know someone who stalks and pins everyday. I think its a waste of time but if it makes her happy, so be it!

I'm having fruit salad for dinner. Well, it's mostly grapes actually. Ok, all grapes. Fermented grapes. I'm having wine for dinner.

Funny Drinks/Happy Hour Ecard: I'm having fruit salad fordinner. I'm having wine for dinner.

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