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Women are Angels. And when someone breaks our wings we simply continue to fly...usually on a broomstick. We are flexible like that.

It’s gotten to the point where I can't even call what I'm doing “procrastinating” anymore, I should just be calling it “jeopardizing my future”.

I Can't Adult Todayfrom I Can't Adult Today

I Can't Adult Today

I Can't Adult Today (Tomorrow doesn't look good either) #funny t-shirt...I need this STAT! XD

OMG Story of my life.... except mines prob closer to 5%. LOL

Our break up was due to religious differences. He thought he was God. I didn't.

Sometimes I think it might be a problem that we're so intent on fighting natural selection. The idiot who thinks that sticking a knife in the toaster is a good idea probably deserves to be electrocuted.