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Medically speaking, your heart is a complete idiot. Smart heart gets it. Smart heart knows how to beat.

Congratulations!

Funny Friendship Ecard: You drink too much, swear too much and have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.

I don't hate people...lol...oh who am I kidding...I fucking hate a lot of people..lol

I don't hold grudges. I remember facts. Actually I do hold grudges.

Funny!! No kidding

the lesbian couple that live a block or two over who have the landscaping that i love - one of their cars is COVERED in bumper stickers.so so funny! one of us is going to need to buy an electric car and get a bunch of bumper stickers.

Smartass

Free and Funny Cry For Help Ecard: If you're going to be a smartass, first you have to be smart. Otherwise you're just an ass.

Lol can't hide ugly

Funny Breakup Ecard: Just remember son, there isn't enough make-up in the world to cover up crazy. Not even COVER GIRL

Sorry

I'm sorry that I got angry and said a lot of things that I meant but still should not have said. --this is totally me.

People always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When, infact, it's not my fault that I'm natually just a God damn blast.

people always think I'm drunk after just 2 drinks. When in fact, it's not my fault I'm naturally just a God damn blast

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