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When you see me smiling....

Sometimes I just fantasize about beating the shit out of people.---everyday of my life.

baha.

I have PMS & GPS, which means I am a bitch and I will find you. Haha I laughed so hard

That's me!

I'm armed with a quick wit, exceptional vocabulary skills, more than a little sarcasm, and little to no tact or filters. Caution is Advised.

Yes please <3

Treat me like a Queen - vintage retro funny quotes

Sentimentos

Funny pictures about This Close To Losing It. Oh, and cool pics about This Close To Losing It. Also, This Close To Losing It photos.

This is exactly why my husband and I never did santa etc. with our kids.

When your parents accuse you of lying to them, just remind them -The Easter Bunny, Toothfairy, & Santa Claus !

This is hysterical!!

Bill Giyaman posted You don't have bigger balls than me.mine had to be put on my chest to avoid chaffing. to their -inspiring quotes and sayings- postboard via the Juxtapost bookmarklet.

true

You drink too much. You swear too much. You have no morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend! Peck & Rowton your my besties!

Lol

Gardening, yoga, bubble baths, medication, and I STILL want to smack somebody! ~ Ever have one of THOSE days! LOL a little laughter is good for the soul :)

Hmm, I have daughters like this...

Not exactly inspiration, but hell yeah its funny! I do keep opinions to myself LOL

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