No one will think she is prettier than us once I start the rumor that she has a weiner.

No one will think she is prettier than us once I start the rumor that she has a weiner.

Women+are+like+iPhones:+You+have+to+touch+them+all+over+before+they+respond.+Men+are+like+Blackberries:+Rub+one+ball+and+everything+moves. Hahaha

Women+are+like+iPhones:+You+have+to+touch+them+all+over+before+they+respond.+Men+are+like+Blackberries:+Rub+one+ball+and+everything+moves. Hahaha

Did you know National Sister's Day is Aug 7th?Check out this awesome My Sister Has an Awesome Sister t-shirt you will not find anywhere else. Not sold in stores and Buy 2 or more, save on shipping! Grab yours or gift it to a friend, you will both love it

My Sister Has an Awesome Sister

Did you know National Sister's Day is Aug 7th?Check out this awesome My Sister Has an Awesome Sister t-shirt you will not find anywhere else. Not sold in stores and Buy 2 or more, save on shipping! Grab yours or gift it to a friend, you will both love it

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

We should have a way of telling  people their breath   stinks without   hurting their   feelings like, "I'm  bored, lets go   brush your teeth!"

We should have a way of telling people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings like, "I'm bored, lets go brush your teeth!"

Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know...if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home...I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.

Funny Friendship Ecard: Just so you know...if I'm at your house and you tell me to make myself at home...I will take off my bra, yell at your kids and drink all the vodka.

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