Please, don't be a bitch to me. Because then I'll have to be a bitch back, and I can do it better than you.
Dont Be A Bitch Quotes, Bitchology Quotes, Bitch Please Quotes Truths, Funny But True, Bitchy Sarcastic Quotes Funny, Funny Bitchy, Bitch Quotes Funny, Funny Bitch Quotes, Bitchy Ecards
Funny but true
Open Mouths, Sotrue, Truth, Closed Minded People, Funny, So True, Ecards
Problem with closed minded people. Truth!
so true, thinking of posting in FB
Isn't that the truth! SO TRUE!
TRUUUUEEEE TRUE true story
open mind, open mouth?
Funny, but so true.
Give Me Strength, My Life, Funny Stuff, Bail Money, Patience Haha, So Funny, Haha So True
Truth. LOL. Its happened a time or 2 that I was given strength and needed bail money. Im good on jail time. I think I met my quota for my life time. lol
Lord give me patience... because, if you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
Give me patients, skip the strength-or I'll need bail money! Lol -Funny Ecard
If you give me strength, I'm gonna need bail money to go with it.
patience..... Haha so true!!
Funny stuff right there!!
So funny yet so true
Real Life, Sometimes I Wonder, Dealing Well, My Life, Some Ecards Funny, Getting Older, Second Choice, E Cards Funny, Totally Me
♔ I CAN'T TELL IF I'M DEALING WELL WITH LIFE THESE DAYS OR I JUST DON'T GIVE A SHIT ANY MORE.
Pretty sure it's the second choice...
This sums up my life at the moment.
Story of my life right now...
Best part of getting older.
Dealing well with life?
sometimes i wonder...
Pretty Funny, Big Booby, It Hurts, Funny Shit, Black Eyes, My Life, I D Knock, Girl Problems, Jumping Jacks
"HAHAHAHAHA!! Story of my life" <--- the fact that Kerri Weems posted this makes me happy lol
HAHAHAHAHA!! I WISH this was the story of my life ... sometimes
Hahahaha!!!!! Problems for girls with big boobies :)
This is pretty funny! Admit it. And oh so true
Truth. Ain't nobody got time for black eyes
Same feeling i have about jumping jacks
Busty girl problems.
Lol funny shit.
Funny Coffee, My Husband, Some Ecards, Not A Morning Person Humor, My Children, Hate Mornings, Early Bird, Not A Morning Person Quotes, Morning People
I hate mornings!! People who like mornings and have energy are just plain crazy
Hey you! @Norma Johnson Lopez & any other early birds who run at 6am
I hate morning people, but secretly wish I was one
For all of your morning people out there...
That's what my husband says about me
So true! i hate morning people!
Right. I hate morning people
:) haha My husband.
I M Explaining, E Card, My Life, Well Said, Me Sometimes, Totally Me, Funny Ecards, Haha So True
I don't know why others can't understand this simple fact..... @Scottie Gendron
this is so me sometimes lol
funny ecards | Tumblr
simple fact :)
Ha ha well said
Haha so true!
Totally Me :)
- E Cards.
Social Work, Haha People, Laughing Inside, The Office, Some People, My Life, So True, Counseling Office
Just because I appear to believe your bullshit, doesn't mean I'm as stupid as you think I am. I'm just laughing inside and waiting to see what else you come up with.
Haha ....people never cease to amaze me. At least i get some entertainment from them
I have someone in my life that every time I talk to him, this is what I am thinking.
I should so put this in my counseling office!
Need to hang this one up at the office!
HAHA! Reminds me of Social Work.
So true bout the baby mama
Quotes, Truth, Funny, So True, Ecards, Drama, Antisocial, Anti Social
Funny Confession Ecard: Im not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.#Repin By:Pinterest++ for iPad#
Funny Confession Ecard: I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to B.S., drama, and pretending.
I'm not anti-social. I just have a strong aversion to bullsh*t, drama, and pretending. #quotes #truth #AboutMe
I'm not anti social. I just have a strong aversion to B. S., drama, and pretending.
No soy antisocial solo tengo un fuerte rechazo al drama y a fingir. Someecards
#Funny #Quotes Top 20 Funniest Quotes | Just Laughs Fun and Humor
#Truth #Drama #Bs #ecards
Funny and so true
Jello and a nail....
Giggle, E Card, Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Humor, Ecards
You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!
You see, I have no need to argue with you... You do a fine job at proving yourself to be completely ignorant. Ecards humor funny Lol --- Hahahahaha!!---Your email was a confession of all the backhanded things you did and you were completely OFF on everything you said about me, you really NEVER knew me for who I really am, you only projected and saw all you are, I feel bad for you. You threw yourself under the bus!
I laugh because it is the truth!! haha! they are so so so ugly!! almost as bad as nursing shoes
I laugh because it is the truth!! And yet I still wear them!
& I quote.. "THIS GIRL IS ON FIRE!!!""
LOL true story..This made me giggle.
so true :)...such truth!
Your e cards
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.
Wall Art, Canvas Prints, Time Canvas, Inspiration, Quote, Art Prints, Enjoy Wasting, Oliver Gal
HELLO Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art available at #Nordstrom Great point! I'd buy this.THIS IS A JOHN LENNON QUOTE FYI!!!!
This should be on my grave stone!!!! Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
Oliver Gal 'The Time' Wall Art (€88) ❤ liked on Polyvore featuring home, home decor, wall art, grey, word wall art, quote wall art, gray home decor, typography wall art and grey home decor
I really like what this says Take a look at this 'The Time You Enjoy' Art Print by Oliver Gal on #zulily today!
'The Time You Enjoy' "wasting" - is Not Wasted Time [emotional health, Mental Peace with your time spent]
I enjoy wasting time with you, but it really isn't wasted, because it brings me closer to you.
Hang this artful canvas print above your living room seating group to create a stylish conversation space, or display it in the foyer for eye-catching appeal. Crafted in the USA, this charming design showcases an inspirational script motif. Product: Canvas printConstruction Material: Fine art canvas and woodFeatures: Includes a certificate of authenticity by the artistMade in the USAReady to hang Cleaning and Care: Dust lightly using a soft, clean, lint-free cotton cloth
'The Time You Enjoy' Wall Art Print by Oliver Gal
The Time Canvas Print, Oliver Gal
I adore this print - it's on my Christmas list but if I don't get it, I'm going to buy it for myself! The artist is Craig Damrauer.
Modern Art, Quotes, Yeah, Truth, Artsy, Didn T, Art Poster, So True, Modernart
Every time I see modern art I say "I could do that!" and inevitably every time someone says "yeah, but you didn't"
Modern Art = I Could Do That + Yeah, But You Didn't.......by Craig Damrauer
The best response. Modern art = I could do that + Yeah, but you didn't
modern art #print #typography #equation #blue #modernart
One of my fave quotes, this is actually on my fridge!
modern art = I could do that + yeah, but you didn't
Modern art. by Craig Damrauer So true, so true.
Modern Art Poster by Craig Damrauer
Love of a mother #single mother
Parenting Quotes, Mothers Love, Quotes About Mothers, Happy Mothers, Joan Fisher, Love My Mom, Mom Quotes From Daughter, Mother Single
Great moms make the world go 'round. #mothersday #mom #parenting #quotes #sallybs @Sally B's Skin Yummies They do! <3
[ raybansunglasses.hk.to ] #ray #ban #ray_ban #sunglasses #chic #vintage #new Great to own a Ray-Ban sunglasses as summer gift.Love of a mother #single mother
"So much of what we know about love, we learn from our mother'' @Joan Fisher
Mothers are mothers and no one can ever replace a mother! Love this!
Love my mom she taught me everything I am
Love of a mother #love u my mother
I love my mom so much😘
Happy Mother's Day!
Giggle, My Life, Well Said, Notmyproblem, Ecards, Sarcastic E Cards
Exactly! Ecard humor funny laugh #attitude problem
haaa, well said e-card lady, well said
This made me giggle.
my life motto
funny but oh so true!
Being A Mom Humor, Mom Ecards, Being A Mommy Quotes Funny, Future Children, Boys Don T, Parenting Humor Ecards, Funny Stubborn, My Children, Mom Daughter Humor
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you. I say this to my 3-year old but he still thinks he can out-stubborn me - hah! Nice try, junior.
To my children who like to argue, give up! I've got way more experience than you.
I need to remind my future children of this when they give me attitude.!
Haha- pretty sure I WILL say this to my children!
I have a feeling this will be my children....
I feel so bad for my future children... lol!
To my children who like to argue with me...
I will have to give this to my children
to my [future] children
Stupid People Funny Ecards, People Are Stupid Ecards, Stupid People Ecards, Ecards Funny Stupid People, Sarcastic Ecards, Funny Quotes, Someecards Sarcasm, Someecards Com
Best 22 cool Funny Quotes | Just Laughs Fun and Humor
Best 22 cool Funny Quotes
E Card, Eye Contact, Truth, Quote, Funny Stuff, So True, Animal
Truth! My first instinct when I see an animal is to say hello. My first instinct when I see a person is to avoid eye contact and hope it goes away.
I don't necessarily avoid eye contact but I am definitely an animal person.
funny quote animal say hello people avoid eye contact
Laughing, but this is so true...
White Lions, Number 3, Funny But True, Some People, My Life, True Words, Ecards, Totally Me
I am at number 3 lately...looking for a little side 2 in my life
haha. My students definitely don't want to see number 3...
Never a more true word spoken.
All Posts | Little White Lion
Some people should worry
Funny, but true!
Totally me :-/
Giggle, Quotes, Truth, Funny Stuff, So True, Ecards, Bad Decisions, E Cards
Yep more interesting pins, I follow back!! #follow #followme #followback #ecards #funny #truth #words #karma #baddecisions
Everything happens for a reason but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. HAHA So true
Everything happens for a reason, but sometimes things happen because you're stupid and make bad decisions. | Encouragement Ecard | someecards.com
#funny #hilarious #motivational #pickmeup #truth #quote #quotes #sayings #advice #inspirational
I may have pinned this before, but every time I see it I have to laugh. So much truth!
Wasn't sure whether to put this under Funny Stuff or So True
Bitter truth. Bad decisions = unfavorable consequences.
e cards | funny) your ecards :)
this made me giggle
Call your mother and say something nice! And remember that it's your fault that she pees a little every time she sneezes. Love and sacrifice!