This sounds like something that would come out of my  mouth!

This sounds like something that would come out of my mouth!

My Gummy Bear died. My unicorn ran away. my imaginary friend got kidnapped. The voicec in my head won't talk to me. Ohh nooo I'm going sane!

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

Yes, and these are the days that we LOVE selling condoms! ;) http://luckybloke.com

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Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Asking how my day at work went is like asking how a drive-by shooting went, I'm just lucky I got out alive!

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

Not going to lie, I do a happy dance in my head when...

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