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BFF rule #1 You left your cute shirt at my house, therefore it is mine until you come claim it, i like it a lot, so you wont be comming over anytime soon...

BFF rule #1 You left your cute shirt at my house, therefore it is mine until you come claim it, i like it a lot, so you wont be comming over anytime soon...

Clean house for two hours, just to tell guests sorry for mess.  Sounds like me!

Clean house for two hours, just to tell guests sorry for mess. Sounds like me!

40 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking/Alcohol - Sarcastic Charm

40 Of The Top Hilarious ECards On Drinking/Alcohol - Sarcastic Charm

I was not gossiping about you behind your back when I called you a worthless douchetard piece of shit. I was describing your best qualities.

I was not gossiping about you behind your back when I called you a worthless douchetard piece of shit. I was describing your best qualities.

OMG!!! The funniest thing I have read, EVER!!! I want to be his neighbor...

OMG!!! The funniest thing I have read, EVER!!! I want to be his neighbor...

.something that would  happen to me thus why so funny

.something that would happen to me thus why so funny

For the love of God, stop taking 10 selfies a day and posting them to your social media accounts. You are simply reminding us of your insecurity. #kthxbye.

For the love of God, stop taking 10 selfies a day and posting them to your social media accounts. You are simply reminding us of your insecurity. #kthxbye.

"The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell the, 'Actually, I have lots of secs.' And they will forget what they wanted to ask."

"The next time someone asks if you have a sec, tell the, 'Actually, I have lots of secs.' And they will forget what they wanted to ask."

Funny Flirting Ecard: It's not stalking. It's research.

Funny Flirting Ecard: It's not stalking. It's research.