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To all children everywhere.
Absolutely hate that!
Story of my lifeeee, especially at work! Agh major pet peeve.
'I need to talk to you' is the one sentence that has the power to make you remember every bad thing you'veever done in your
Pretty sure roughly 1/3 of my life has been spent standing in the middle of the room wondering what I came in here for.
When I offer you chips and try to hand you the bag, what I really mean is I'm done and want you to put them away.
When Im dead, I want people to remember me by starting off each sentence with 'She was the craziest bitch I knew, this one time....'
I'm pretty sure you don't know what you're talking about. But please, continue.
Nothing feels worse than the intense pang of terror you feel when you can't understand what a caller is saying, even though you know they are speaking English.
I tell myself that I'm going to go to bed right after I check pinterest one more time... and 3 hours later, I do.
A Strongly Worded Letter to People Who Leave Voicemails
Time out is supposed to last for as many minutes as you have years. My time out is 43 minutes. It's glorious.
Hey, I found this really awesome Etsy listing at www.etsy.com/...
my life after netflix....
My Weekends Dont Get Better Than This