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I hate it when you open the fridge & can't find what you were looking for.like happiness & perfect abs.

I don't know why this makes me laugh so hard

Shit's about to get fancy. I feel like this is youhow I feel when I am about to get ready.

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Why is patience a virtue? wombatarama Why is patience a virtue? Why is patience a virtue?

"The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine..."

The doctor said I needed to start drinking more wine. Also, I'm calling myself 'the doctor' now. The doctor is in.

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

Coffee, you're on the bench. Alcohol, suit up. This is how I feel when I get off of work lol

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Baahahahaha!

Can I just get a bunch of these made up and hand them out like business cards?

That is no lie about ex bm and her fb posting

Just calling to remind you that I know you in real life. Remind you of someone?

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