36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day
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This is so true!!!!!! Story of my life!!! LOL
funny quote- this should be my life saying!
This is so true... Story of my life
So true...Story of my life!
true story totally me
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i should have said this to the ER nurse when she asked me about my fall from surgery.... *fall risk* - more funny things: http://hotfunnystuff.com
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My life. Im so freaking talented its insane
I´m freaking talented!
Yah, better watch out!
I was once sitting behind my husband with my legs wrapped around him and he decided to tickle my foot. Out of sheer reflex, I kicked him in the face... hard. I don't think I could do that again if I tried, but it's a funny memory.
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Haha so true. tickle me and i cant be held responsible for kicking u in the face or ur ass in general
True story. And my uncontrollable laughter is not a sign that I like being tickled! Now someone tell my husband this...
haha so true, could result in an unintentional knee to the face
True story.. I have kicked my husband in the face before
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I will kick you in the face - fair warning!
Ask my husband...this is totally me!
true story story of my life.
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Funny how quickly one's mind conjures up imaginative excuses! The floor needed a hug....yeah, that's what happened! LOL!
the floor needed a hug, It did, i heard it call my name.................
the floor needed a hug and the walls do to when I run into them
Amy, maybe you better remember this excuse...LOL
Floor hug, the floors needs hugs too you know..
The floor needed a hug . . . my life.
This made me giggle out loud!
All the time at work!!
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so true! - When my Great Grandmother was alive, she on more than one occasion would join into strangers conversations because she was listening so hard and wanted to give her opinions. It would never go down well with the strangers but it sure made us laugh. - Harriet
So true! But it's so awkward when the people you are listening to are saying something funny and you have to prevent yourself from laughing out loud
ALWAYS!!! so true! esp for servers -- Sometimes I listen to strangers' conversation and mentally give my opinion........
so true! esp for servers Dev, look at the person's comment before mine... bahahah. whoops.
not just some times, though its more like all the and all the time do i voice my opinion a whisper so it seems like im talking to my self but im not im just imagining my self in their conversation and having it go the my opinion thought it should. And in that moment in start mumbling to myself is when the people/ friends around me start laughing at me cause they dont know what im doing . so then i have to explain it. Which almost all the time makes it even funnier.
Sometimes I listen to strangers' conversations and mentally give my opinion. Lol, so true!
All the time...everyday of my life
Sometimes out loud...true story
Story of my life.
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story of my life. That and an iron deficiency are the cause for all my random bruises. Most of them occur at work for misjudging how close I am to things. Especially the wall behind 41. Ughh gets me every damn time.
story of my life: I am uncoordinated....therefore ...no, I have no idea where that bruise came from.
I am uncoordinated, therefore...no, I have no idea where that bruise came from. Story of my life!
Half my life is spent wondering where my bruises come from... True Story!!!! LOL
Pretty much my life. "Hey where'd you get that? I have no idea..."
Story of my life.....everyday. This is totally me!!
Sadly so true!! Story of my entire life!!
True story every damn day of my life
story of my life........ True story.
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The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I''ll remember it." ends up... I DON'T REMEMBER any of it! hahahahah
The biggest lie I tell myself is "Idon't need to write that down, I'll remember it." ---- this is ohhhhh so true for me
The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I''ll remember it."<and "I'm not too hungry, I can go shopping responsibly."
The biggest lie I tell myself is "I don't need to write that down, I''ll remember it."
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Ughh! Totally me! So true.
So true! Story of my life.
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hahah so true!
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I do this all the time...maybe not demons but snakes or ghosts or scary movies...you get the drift.
Or Monsters, or scary movies that are based on "true stories" Stupid Brain!!!!
haha :) I do this all the time when hubby is either asleep or out
all the time after watching the paranormal activity movies
Haha like the ones on paranormal activity. Creeepy.
So true! Cant sleep afterwards!!! All. The. Time.
or scary movies, happens all the time
#funny #lol #funnystuff
this made me giggle!!
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Night shift problems, story of my life grrr
I wake up tired and go to bed wide awake!
My. Life. Im a night owl...hoot, hoot!
Nightshift life! Or just my life!
Exactly........story of my life !
Yes. Story of my life!
Every. Single. Night.
Every day of my life!
Can’t argue with the truth
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And then you just start howling, with tears running down your cheeks ... while people around you stare at you in horror. And you can't explain because you're laughing SO hard. (And my son does the same thing!): Time, Quotes, Funny Stuff, So True
So true! I'm very guilty of this. Me too! I even make myself cry, I'm so funny. ;)
Somebody needs to make a documentary of my life 'cause I'm so funny omgosh
all the freaking time! I am just so funny!! story of my life...
Guilty :) I do it ALL the time! Totally part of my style
Story of my life. Yep that's totally me!
So funny because it's so true
Story of my life. So true!!!
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yeah... the story of my life. I've let so many stupid people go. Oh and im not an energy vampire person either. I say NO to bad energies and moaning. (but yes to dancing, glitter, champagne awesomeness and rockn'roll)
Surprisingly. a lot of people fall into the "stupid people person" category. Or even the " 'I hate you and I'm not afraid to tell you' people" category. That one, I will admit, has large quantity of people in it...
It isn't that I'm not a people person, I'm just not a stupid people person.
definitely not a stupid people person...so true
Well said. Ditto! So true!!!
It's true! story of my life!
People person #stupidpeople
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hahahaha yes. true story. that or fall dislocate my ankle and break it on both sides .... oh wait that was just running to the garage , yeah id die running for my life LOL
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True story. Swim for my life? Hell yeah. Run? Absolutely not.
true story. LOL!! Omg this is a true story... I hate running!
True Story. I hate running..
Totally me. I hate running.
So True!! I HATE running!!
LOL YUP....BRANDY YOUR A FINE GIRL WHAT A GOOD WIFE YOU WOULD BE...BUT MY LIFE MY LOVE MY LADY IS THE SEA? WHAT!? FORGET YOIU THEN
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Oh the countless times people sang the song Sarah to me when I was little! Now my two girls have a song with their name... Sweet Caroline , and Layla by Eric Clapton . I feel for then but am guilty singing those songs to them as well:)
Yep...there are a few songs that have my name in it...."Mandy" by Barry Manilow and "Amanda" by Boston
this is so true i can not pit a song you would have to mix like 60 song to get my life
My name is in a song. So true. I was not named after a barry manilow song
So true!! No, my phone number is not 867-5309....
Story of my life. My song: "Sweet Caroline"
My name is in a song. So true. 8675309
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funny quotes about exercise, (and as long as I keep running, eventually I have to get faster right? ;-p) lol
I run.... I'm slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter.... but I run! (me when i go jogging)
Watch out Superman, I'm faster than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter! ... Oh, wait... No I'm not! ;)
Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter... Oh my new favourite saying :)
funny quotes about exercise. only I don't run and that's the truth
slower than a heard of turtles stampeding through peanut butter
funny quotes about exercise. So true tho lol
Funny stuff there
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I could never be that cool kid with a Shaelyn keychain.. Thanks mom and dad for not loving me enough... Geeeez
"Dear Parents, Thanks for Giving Me Such a Weird Name. Sincerely, My Name is Never on Those Gift Key Chains" ... SO TRUE!
Never got the license plate with my name on it or the gift key chains! Funny enough, now I know a lot of people naming their kids Reagan!
omg yes!!! and yet i still think i can find keychains or magnets with my name...who am i kidding?!
This was the worst thing as a kid my name was never on those little license plates or key chains!
My life. Reality is, She will never have a key chain with my name on it...sorry Malayna
not a weird name but uncommon spelling for sure...never getting a key chain...gah!
don't have weird name just weird spelling so never on those keychains either =(
Hello!!! My Life story!!! .. so I did it to my kid!
Story of my life.
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OMG! This is so me. Everyday of my life!!!
YEP. Pretty much everyday of my life
THIS IS MY LIFE. EVERYDAY.
only everyday of my life
Everyday of my life!!
Every Mom's life...
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Mom vs Dad. So true, and I've only got one child. Imagine multiplying that by 3 or 4!!
and my favorite.... "mom can i ask dad...?" Mom vs. Dad flow chart infographic #family
Haha! So true! Happy Mother's Day to all the wonderful moms!!
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Mom vs. Dad flow chart info-graphic - so true
Mom vs Dad. This is my life! Funny!
Mom vs Dad- Aint this the truth!
So true- story of my life!!
So true! Mom vs Dad
36 of My Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day
Favorite Silly, Crazy or Funny Quotes For the Day
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Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive or impossible. Story of my life!
Ain't this just the truth? This just might become my life quote
True story... except the illegal and immoral things. Obviously.
Everything I like...True story.
funny stuff / LOLOLOLOLOL !!!
My thoughts EXACTLY!
haha So true!
hahaha, too funny