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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard. Oh wait. It doesn't bring all the boys to the yard?

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Lol - this is so right on! As my husband said with both our kids, "how can something so little be so powerful and control our whole universe?!" Too funny!

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Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs. Baby sleep positions -- lol, sad but true! they may be cute but they sure are bed hogs.

alarm clocks

alarm clocks, because every morning should begin with a heart attack.

My Milkshake

Milkshake ~ Kelis ~ Milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and they're like it's better than yours. Damn right, it's better than yours I could teach you but I'd have to charge.

Why it’s important to be grammatically correct…

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I don't trust joggers. They're always the ones that find the dead bodies. I'm no detective. just sayin ~ Joke All You Can

I would lick her face too

I really laughed out loud on this one! This skinny girl just told me she "forgets" to eat? I just licked her face in case it's contagious ~ Joke All You Can

Hahaha I need to write this to the husband when I get mad at him.

25 Funny Notes Written By Kids. This is why I love kids. This note is how I feel with my husband. I might be mad at you but I still love you no matter what

That has scared me many times http://ibeebz.com

so true. the poster up on the wall above my bed fell down on my face in the middle of the night, and I thought I was getting kidnapped and I would have to fend off the attacker in my pjs! I nearly had a heart attack.

" Mirror, Mirror, on the wall. Who is fairest of them all."

Everyday Disney: Day Disney Conversations It's true, I do speak fluently in movie quotes.but there are some times when Disney Conversations just get too funny not to share!

That's right!! 2 of em!! :)

From now on I'm calling myself the White Crayon. "Hey are you hungry?" "The White Crayon is always hungry." "The White Crayon enjoys Taco Bell." - The White Crayon (formerly known as Brook)

No self-tanner here.:

I know too many dorito girls. Or maybe just too many girls who look like they had their hands in the doritos bag (spray tan)

so true. winking online should be reserved for those you would wink at in person - which is probably your significant other and maybe your grandchild.

Funny quote if people winked in real life as much as they do in text messages this world would be a pretty creepy place - Collection Of Inspiring Quotes, Sayings, Images