I don't get #drunk I get #awesome
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I have never heard such honest truth in my LIFE!
true story@Angela Guadalupe&@Krystin Walker
true story of my life
There's a true story
True story! Promise.
So true in my life.
little things # 198
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OMG, this is totally me!!!! I can't even count how many times in life I end up laughing so hard Im crying and noone else gets the joke because Im laughing so hard I can't even speak!! lol
One reason I can't tell people about funny stuff that happens! I look like a total weirdo trying not to laugh so hard and spit it out lol
Story of my life...but seriously anyone who knows me will attest to the fact that I rarely finish a joke
Story of my Life! I do this, seriously, all the time. The worst part is: when you actually do finish the story and no one else laughs.. haha
I’ve ruined many good jokes and funny stories that way...happens all the time!
This is totally me and my sister Megan every time we get together lol
Happens to me all the time. I can't tell a story to save my life!
So true!! This happens all the time!
How I tell Jokes to my sister <3
Geez - you mean it's not?
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Yeah, more than half the time when I hear people say "10 years ago" I think of the 90's. Then I realize I was a kid then, it's 2012, and I readjust.
I will probably feel this way all my life. even though I was born in 1990. More like I feel the 90s were ten years ago
haha. I totally do...all the time! I know-- I think everything in my lifenwas about 10 years ago and when I realize how long ago some things actually are--I just revert back to "...about 10 years ago I...."
all the time...well more like the 1990s... example: "My car is a 1999" "oh thats not too old..." thats almost 12 years ago...
"I still think 1990 was 10 years ago." Wait. What? It wasn't?? I honestly think this way ALL the time!
This is TOTALLY me. Even when I said it outloud, it didn't sound wrong. LOL
So true...when I think of 2002 being 10 years ago, it seems so odd.
I still think 1990 was 10 years ago. So sad but true.
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So true...there ought to be a self help group for Pinterest Addicts LOL @Alberta Love
I was going to be productive today but then I got on Pinterest. True story...
Haha! So true. Story of my life!
Pinterest quotes and humour
So true! STORY OF MY LIFE.
Truth... Story of my life
true story... So true!
This is so true
Totally me :)
Sarcasm: the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it! So true.. :)
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funny quote sarcasm the ability to insult idiots without them realizing it
Funny thing is I don't always know when I am being sarcastic.
i love sarcasm...my life would be empty without it
I love sarcasm...it makes my life complete!
And how I love insulting idiots!
Baha! I love insulting idiots.
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I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I"m hilarious.
True story. Except I don't try to not laugh.
:D SO true! Story of my life!
BAHAHA true story :)
But it''s true.
Lol true story
true story ;)
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Lol! More like when I do talk with a British accent, I never shut up.....truth!
Let's not kid ourselves. This is so true. I'd talk just for shits & giggles.
truth Gad, I don't have a British accent, and still I don't shut up!
If I had a British accent, I'd never shut up. This is so true lol :)
so true. I already talk enough in a British accent!! PRESLEY!!!!!!!
Truth. Even with my fake british accent ..... I never shut up :P
I wouldnt shut up. Love the British accent
True story. So true...
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I can laugh now that he is past this stage. I was afraid I was gonna have to find an eye surgeon for my boy...I love how God is maturing Zach. God makes all things new! Amen!!!
Everyone tells me I have a really REALLY bad habit of eye rolling. Yet, I can't help myself. Stop giving me reasons...
This is a perennial bad habit of mine. I fear my eye rolling will become audible soon.
This is for my daughter....somehow she manages to be VERY loud with her eye rolling!
Sounds a lil Fifty shades to me...
story. of. my. life.
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#true #cellphones #teamapple #Iphone Don't want to lose your phone but dislike your service? Flash your cell phone to any mobile provider in five full minutes!
How did we ever survive without cell phones? This is so sad, but so true!!!!
Without my cell phone I wouldn’t...sooo true
Without my Cell Phone...So true and SO sad!
this is so sad... and sadly so true...
This is so sad and sooooo true.
so sad and so true of my life!
TRUE STORY: My life
i love naps
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story of my life. or maybe it should say, i already want my KIDS to take a nap tomorrow! lol
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Every day of my life I already want to take a nap tomorrow...
I already want to take a nap tomorrow...my life summarized.
I already want to take a nap tomorrow my-life-as-a-student
I already want to take a nap tomorrow! True Story!!!
This is sad, but true #mylife
So true. Story of My life.
True story. Nap time
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No shit...this is what I try to tell my kids when they say they can't wait to grow up. LOL!
true story. Thank goodness Kindergarten kids still ask me what I want to be when I grow up!
True story...let's just fast forward to where I am rich and famous.....and have a pony.
How can I convince my kids of this truth?!
Is this EVER a True Story in my life.
hahah so true...story of my life!!!
So true had no idea as a kid
#sotrue #lol SERIOUSLY!
so true :-P
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A good man can make you feel sexy, strong and able to take on the world... oh sorry...that´s wine..wine does that..
So true....... But a good man makes it even better!
Truer words have never been spoken. I could be big again so easily. It's scary. I always wished to be thin before thinking I'd NEVER let myself get big again if I could start over. Well, it's not any easier to avoid my addiction thinner than it was heavier. I could be big again so easily...it scares me.
so freaking true
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very. true. Story of my life.... Food obviously winning!
Ain't that the damn truth. Usually, food wins. Hahaha
True story... although mostly my love of food wins.
True story. Typically food wins. D:
this is soo true. Story of my life!
haha so true! This is totally me!!
Constant battle... True story!
very. true. Story of my life
True story! I LOVE FOOD!
Happens To Me All The Time!
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Every time. Every single time. -lg
Lol so true story of my life
So true...story of my life!
All the damn time!!
haha soooo true.
haha so true
Lol soo true
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I love everybody. Some I love to be around, some I love to avoid,and some I'd love to punch in the face.
I do love everybody in some way haha, true story ;)
This is a true story! Especially for me!
I love this! Totally my life right now
haha so true...i love everybody
I love this! True story
funny thing about love
My Friend, My Husband, My Life, Funny Stuff, So True, Someone S Laugh, My Sister
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend a joke and we end up laughing for five minutes because our laughs are so funny. :)
this is my husband. and i love him for his silly jokes that only he laughs at, it makes me giggle everytime.
My husband has the best laugh ... It's not the joke or what we saw ... it's his laugh that gets me
Haha!! So true though... I tell my friend maya a joke sometimes just to hear her laugh :'D
I Love It When Someone’s Laugh Is Funnier Than The Joke! Ohhhh so true for my daddy!
My friends say my life is almost always funnier than the joke.... -~-
my sister and I ALWAYS get a kick out of funny laughs!! :)
my husbands laugh is always funnier than his jokes!!
sad but so true
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the truth about my life: when I'm in my pajamas I have basically given up on the rest of the day.
"oh dear. i really ought to do something. but i am already in my pajamas." story of my life.
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The story of my life. funny-stuff
This is so true to my life.
so true... So totally me
PJ s rule.