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I miss being the age where I thought I would have my shit together by the time I was the age I am now.

ha.... omg, this is soooo funny!! Same as when Betty White advises to get 8 hours of sleep every night, 9 hours if you are ugly!!!

Funny Reminders Ecard: You say love is more important than money. Bitch, have you ever tried paying your bills with a hug?

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I'm not anti-social...

I'm not anti-social...I'm extremely selective. I consider it a virtue. You should consider yourself lucky.

When your best friend is pregnant and you realize you won't have kids at the same time as planned. In fact, at your rate hers will babysit yours. | Confession Ecard | someecards.com

if it has tires or desticles, it's gonna give you problems... My life at the moment...