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Sometimes, the amount of self-control it takes to not say what's on my mind is so immense I need a nap afterward.I do occasionally practice self control!

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So me

I suffer from ADCD: Attention Deficit Cleaning Disorder. It's where you start to clean one thing, but get distracted by another thing that needs cleaning. That causes you to bounce from one job to another only to end up doing a lot of work with nothing to

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Introvert Problems: I'd love to hang out with you, but I need to be alone today. If I have any social interaction in the next 24 hours, someone will die. This so me!

Ahhh, coffee

Coffee Humor: Ahhh, that feeling when the first sip of coffee touches your soul.

My 10 year old can go from “Olympic sprinter on crack” to “DMV employee” in .0333 seconds when we say the words “time to clean up!”

kids are always full of energy until someone says the words "clean up". Then they are so tired. In our house you could also add when someone says "It's time for prayers".

22 Reasons Why Gym Class Is The Most Horrifying Part Of Childhood

If I ever had to run for my life, I would probably die. HAHAH My husband told me this yesterday. He yelled RUN SAVE YOURSELF and i looked back to see what we were running from first! He said running is your death trap uummm yup

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eCard: I'm going to let these pans soak. Otherwise known as, I don't feel like doing the dishes. This is so true and so me.

This drives me nuts when the cashier packs your item how they want.  Now, before they even begin the transaction, I tell the to bag it how it comes down the conveyor... and yes, I get a lot of nasty looks, but they're my groceries dammit!!!

Thank you, Cashier, for bagging my groceries in such a nonsensical way considering the fact that all of the items were grouped on the conveyer belt in an orderly fashion. I HATE THAT! IT DRIVES ME CRAZY! or when they put two things in EVER BAG!

No more drama !

Funny Confession Ecard: I´m living in a drama-free bubble today. Respect the bubble, people, respect it!

Just ask my husband. LOL!

I feel like a failure! I've been shopping for 20 years and I still don't have anything to wear. (Mainly because Eubanks takes all my clothes!

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Martha Stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how I wad up a fitted sheet. That's exactly how I fold my fitted sheets up. I figure the wrinkles will disappera once I make the bed (~_~)

I do!

Public toilet = flush with foot. I always use my foot to flush ALWAyS in public bathrooms

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