Or you wildly blink & mascara goes all over your eyelid or you sneeze while putting on mascara, jabbing your eyeball with the wand, ripping your contact & then your eye continually waters for the next 4 hours.....

Or you wildly blink & mascara goes all over your eyelid or you sneeze while putting on mascara, jabbing your eyeball with the wand, ripping your contact & then your eye continually waters for the next 4 hours.....

"Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free... and three sizes smaller?" - YOUR ECARDS

"Wouldn't it be SO great if we could put ourselves in the dryer for 10 minutes and come out wrinkle free... and three sizes smaller?" - YOUR ECARDS

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

I'm not calling you a 'slut'. I am calling you a 'penny'-because you are two-faced, worthless, and in everyone's pants.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

Today I didn't wear makeup. Four people asked me if I was feeling okay. Thanks for thinking my real face looks like I am physically ill.

LOL!  pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!

LOL! pretty sure i've disappointed some people when they saw it was girl walking thru the door!

Of course women don't work as hard as men ... They get it right the first time-Exactly!!

Of course women don't work as hard as men ... They get it right the first time-Exactly!!

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