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Women are not moody! We simply have days when we are less inclined to put up with your shit!


dear god, I'm not asking much but can you make Magic Mike in Amen.

This is definitely accurate

To help ease the baby fever: Every time I see a cute kid, I remind myself how awesome it is to sleep through the night.

Actually, I like being pale. I don't need to look like a worn out leather handbag to feel good about myself. (HA! I've been saying this for years!)

I'm fine with my pale skin. Pale skin used to be treasured now its better to look like an orange.

Truest! We fix anything -TOGETHER. Joey even taught me how to install electrical outlets :)

How did we manage to stay together 65 years? We were born in a time where if things broke, we fixed it instead of throwing it away. In 65 years the one I love would still be hot stuff to me.

I'm not a princess...I don't need saving. I'm a freaking Queen...I got this shit handled.

Funny Confession Ecard: Im not a princess. I dont need saving. Im a freaking Queen. I got this shit handled.like a boss

As a hospice volunteer coordinator these words are so inspiring...

Quote about Crying and Being Strong: People cry, not because they're weak. It's because they've been strong for too long.

Real women have curves, I love this qoute

Funny pictures about A woman without curves. Oh, and cool pics about A woman without curves. Also, A woman without curves.

with this was true..lol

What Would Happen If Stress Burned Calories – Funny! If this would be true then i would have been a supermodel over and over….