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Agree! Man Child!!

The only reason women are crazy is because men do stupid things to make us go crazy. No Stupidity = No Craziness.

Can you give me a minute? I'm looking for a fuck to give.

Some people let their kids run wild and cause others to want to throttle them. People, teach your kids some manners! You're supposed to be raising kids, not dogs.

Words to live by . . . with your friends

Words to live by . with your friends

It seems to be impossible for me to get out of Target without spending $100--even when I go in for "just one thing".  :/

Whoever said money can't buy happiness has clearly never been to target.

which is why when my husband put an engagement ring in my makeup bag on vacation, I didn't wake him up for an hour. I knew he loved his sleep (but didn't know he was awake in bed, freaking out that I hadn't come out of the bathroom).

Martin, if you see your Mom sleeping please do not wake her up! - If you love someone, let them sleep.

SO true

Funny Valentines Day Ecard inspirational-sayings-and-hysterical-commentary

I don't have an attitude problem.  You have a problem with my attitude and that's not my problem! #haha ummmmm..... Guilty!

BUT Ask yourself, "Do I have an attitude problem?" If you do have an attitude "problem". How others react to your attitude (good or bad) IS their "problem" or rather their priviledge to choose :)

Aunty Acid's Getting Older

I'm so old I can laugh, pee AND sneeze at the same time. Aunty Acid's wise words on getting older are now available for pre-order from our lovely friends.

jajajaj muy bueno!!!

Jehovah’s witnesses don’t celebrate Halloween….I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.

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